The Clickbait Game

[Hyrule_Crossing]

SELLING MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL

it’s 2:03 AM and I have to get up at like 10 tomorrow

 

[MapleSilver]

THE RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT IS REAL AND I WAS PART OF IT

I left my house.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

MY DOG LEFT A BOMB IN MY HOUSE SET TO EXPLODE TODAY

I’m technically laying on my dog

 

[MapleSilver]

I GOT ARRESTED FOR ANIMAL ABUSE

I don't even have a dog...

 

[Raayzx]

DO I HATE ANIMALS?!

I can't find my Nintendo switch

 

[Shellzilla_515]

MY SWITCH HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN

I played a note on the piano.

 

[MapleSilver]

GENIUS PIANO PERFORMANCE WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

I saw a bird.

 

[Raayzx]

I WITNESSED A MYTHICAL CREATURE! *SHOCKING*

I got pranked

 

[Shellzilla_515]

THAT BOY COWTIPPED ME REVENGE IS ON

The clouds look beautiful during sunrise.

 

[rhinoo]

OMG THE CLOUDS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL!!! **SAY GOODBYES ASAP**

- - - Post Merge - - -

I am playing The Sims 4 at the moment.

 

[SkylaF]

BEST GAME EVER - MUST TRY! ~~~ FREE NOW! COPIES ARE SELLING OUT FAST! HURRY!

I can't decide whether to read my book in the bath with a candle, or in front of the fire with hot chocolate.

 

[MapleSilver]

THIS DECISION WILL CHANGE THE FATE OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

I made a cup of tea.

 

[rhinoo]

HOLY CRAP, BEST CUP OF TEA EVER CREATED!

i like pokemonz

 

[MapleSilver]

THOUSANDS OF BRITISH MINORS WORSHIPPING DEMONIC "POKE MEN"

I saw a rhino at the zoo.

 

[rhinoo]

OMFG BEST ANIMAL EVER STOPPED AT ZOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(that's hardly clickbait, LOL)

I watch The Sims 4 on YouTube

 

[Shellzilla_515]

THIS IS GAME OF THE CENTURY BOIS

My phone shorted out.

 

[MapleSilver]

ILLUMINATI HAS CUT MY COMMUNICATION WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD! (NEW WORLD ORDER 2019)

It snowed a lot last night.

 

[Shellzilla_515]

THE ICE AGE IS COMING AGAIN SCIENTISTS ARE WORRIED

A train arrived.

 

[rianne]

FINAL DESTINATION X???

I ate a toasted bagel but didn't finish it.

 

[michealsmells]

CANNIBALISM OF TOASTYBREAD'S RELATIVES?!?!?! LEFT THE BODY TO ROT IN THE GARBAGE?!?!?!?

My dog sneezed