The Clickbait Game

[Jtheburger567]

THE DOG SNEEZED AND BLEW ME AWAY TO CHINA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i found a live spider

 

[rhinoo]

HOLY **** BIGGEST SPOODER IN THE WORLD *BIGGER THEN SPIDERMAN*

I am at school

 

[michealsmells]

RHINO ON FORUMS AT SCHOOL!? (CAUGHT ON TAPE!!!)

I stayed up too late.

 

[StrayBluet]

I HAVE INSOMNIA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1?11///?!//!?!?!?!?!?

I'm drinking a delicious smoothie.

 

[Shellzilla_515]

THIS SMOOTHIE IS HIGH IN SUGAR AND I GOT SICK FROM IT

Oh look, someone just won the race...

 

[MapleSilver]

HOW I RAN THE LONGEST MARATHON IN HISTORY IN ONLY 5 MINUTES

I had a minor disagreement with someone.

 

[Buttonsy]

I WAS THREATENED. (POLICE GOT INVOLVED!)

I took a shower too soon after someone else and the water was lukewarm.

 

[Bcat]

local citizen FREEZES TO DEATH after being PELTED by GLACIER ARCTIC WATER

I got rained on.

 

[Shellzilla_515]

I'M DRENCHED IN WATER AND FLOODED MY CITY.

Oh look, a banana.

 

[StressedJess]

ANCIENT TREASURE DISCOVERED, AND IT’S EDIBLE??!?!??!??!?

A guy walked past our house.

 

[Bcat]

CRAZED STALKER TERRORIZES AREA FAMILY

I’m thirsty

 

[buny]

edit: ok i figured out how it works lmao

GIRL REFUSES TO DRINK WATER FOR MONTHS?? I'M DYING OF SEVERE DEHYDRATION (with pictures)

i rly want to go on a trip haven't traveled in so long

 

[Sweetley]

TRAVELING AROUND THE WHOLE WORLD IN 24 HOURS?!? THE MOST EXTREME THING I'VE EVER DONE!!!

I watched Spongebob today

 

[buny]

HUGE SPONGEBOB MARATHON!! WATCHED ALL 244 EPISODES STRAIGHT!!

i have work tomorrow and i'm a Sad™

 

[PyroMike]

MY BOSS SUPPORTS SLAVERY?!?! (gone wrong) (police called)

My nose itches.

 

[Shellzilla_515]

SOMETHING IS TAKING OVER MY BODY. I did some laundry today.

 

[PyroMike]

ULTIMATE SECRET TO CLEAN CLOTHES! LIVE FOREVER?!?! | Storytime

I am having trouble with math.

 

[Bcat]

Area man CLAWS HIS FACE RAW FROM SCRATCHING (EXCLUSIVE PICTURES)

I want a juicy pop

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Ninja’d. Driving a car within speed limits.

 

[Bcat]

goodness gracious what did I do?