The Corrupted Wish game.

[Internetakias]

Granted, but now you are forced to drink from a bottle with an infinite amount of water until it''s empty.

I wish I had AC 3DS.

 

[Colour Bandit]

Granted, but it breaks just as you load it up.

I wish that life isn't boring.

 

[crazyredd45]

granted, but then you get over tired with the new life

I wish my laptop was awesome

 

[Callie]

Granted, but it becomes a kind of awesomeness that no one has seen before, so when it breaks no one knows how to fix it.

I wish I got paid to breathe.

 

[crazyredd45]

granted, but your pay is brussel sprouts

I wish the summer holidays started now

 

[Colour Bandit]

Granted, but they end tomorrow.

I wish that I could pass all my GCSEs.

 

[crazyredd45]

granted, but you fail all of your a levels

 

[Callie]

...

I wish crazyred has wished for something.

 

[Vex L'Cour]

Granted, but it was LAME

I wish Chuck Norris had good movies.

 

[crazyredd45]

granted, but its with your least favourite actor

i wish i had the powers of a superhero

 

[Callie]

Granted, but the super hero you get your powers from really lame super heroes with crappy powers.

I wish I had an ocarina and knew how to play it.

 

[crazyredd45]

granted, but you know how to play it at tone deaf level

wich i was the low rider

 

[Callie]

granted, but then the low rider becomes you and kills your family

I wish for my phone to have infinite battery life

 

[Internetakias]

granted, but then the low rider becomes you and kills your family

I wish for my phone to have infinite battery life

Granted, but now you can't make phone calls.

 

[Callie]

...

I wish people would remember to wish! Preferably wish for me to have more money!

 

[crazyredd45]

granted, but you only have $2 more

i wish i didn't have to go to school today

 

[Callie]

granted, but the school has a party of epic proportions while you choose not to show up.

 

[Internetakias]

I wish people remembered to make a wish.

 

[Callie]

granted, but no one grants them.

I wish for world peace

 

[Sporge27]

Granted... too bad you didn't specify which world.

I wish I had the ability to run as fast as cars on the freeway.