The Corrupted Wish game.

[Colour Bandit]

Granted, but now scientists are after you so that they can find out why you can't get sick.

I wish my internet was faster.

 

[Callie]

Granted, but then your router goes boom boom.

I wish I didn't get tired every time I try and read my summer reading book.

 

[Brad]

Granted, but now you can't sleep.

I wish I didn't have to go to school registrations.

 

[Callie]

Granted, but because you didn't have to go they put you in a bunch of lame classes.

I wish to be the very best, like no one ever was.

 

[fifia]

You get obsessed with catching all the pokemon future past and present
I wish my brother was actually NORMAL

 

[Callie]

Granted, but that makes him boring.

I wish I could get up early today and not be tired at all through the day.

 

[ShinyYoshi]

Granted, but instead of being tired, you're extremely hyper and no one wants to talk to you.

I wish I could sleep forever.

 

[MasterC]

Granted,but you can't eat or drink.

I wish I had a box.

 

[FallChild]

Granted, but your box holds rabid wolverines.
I wish I didn't have to go to school.

 

[Callie]

Granted, but you become a bum.
I wish not so many of my wishes were sleep related.

 

[MasterC]

Granted,now your wishes are now "spoiled food" related.

I wish I was a year older for no reason.

 

[Jake]

Granted. but now you're dead.

I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO ****ING STUDY FOR THIS GEOGRAPHY ****!!

 

[Callie]

Granted, but you have to study for tests in every other subject.

I wish I didn't have school today.

 

[StoneZack]

http://mrvoodoo.hubpages.com/hub/The-Slender-Man-Legend-Something-Awful-Lurks
Slennder man...

 

[Ron Ronaldo]

NOT CLICKING THAT, MAN. Slender Man is now just a slender fellow in a snappy suit. :L

I wish that I could find true love. =]

 

[Callie]

Oh my gosh, you're alive! :O

But um, wish granted, but the true love you find is of another couple's.

I wish my papers would organize themselves.

 

[Ron Ronaldo]

Yep, I am! Unless I'm not alive and nobody told me. o_o

Your papers organize themselves... into a REBELLION! D:>

I wish that there would never be another war ever again ever and people would be nice to each other forever and always. c:

 

[Callie]

Awe shoot, my plan failed then-I mean yay! So happy to see you again Ronnie! DDDDDDDD

Oh noes! D: I knew I never should've given them army training...

And wish granted, but the animals become horribly mean to each other, which is sad to see.

I wish for procrastination not to exist.

 

[PoxyLemon]

Done, but everyone gets an F

I wish for Super-awesomeness

 

[Jake]

granted, but now you're dead. sucked in

I wish for nothing