The Corrupted Wish game.

[Callie]

Granted, but you miss something ridiculously awesome.

I wish my wishes weren't all based on me being a terrible procrastinator in some way.

 

[Static]

Granted, but you end up being a terrible procrastinator in some way.

I wish AC3DS would come out sooner.

 

[Static]

Granted, but when people wish for something bad it'll come true.

I wish i wouldn't wonder why people made wishes about their wishes...like this one.

 

[jebug29]

Granted, but then you get it stuck in your head and go mentally insane.

I wish that I was nicer to people.

 

[Callie]

Granted, but people become mean to you.

I wish I was less awkward when seeing people I know in the street >.<

 

[jebug29]

Granted, but now people stop to talk to you every five minutes.

I wish that I could go to the flea market today.

 

[Callie]

Granted, but you end up hating everything being sold.

I wish this week didn't suck.

 

[jebug29]

Granted, but then the next five years sucks.

I wish that my Nyan Cat BSOD didn't look so horrible.

 

[Callie]

Granted, but it gains to the ability to have a scent, and it stinks.

I wish my essay would write itself.

 

[Static]

Granted, but it turns out that it put something in their inappopriate

I people would be more nicer to each other.

 

[acrules11]

OK, but they're too nice and you get annoyed.

I wish I would be healthy for the rest of my life.

 

[Keenan]

So you wish it, so it will be...but you have already spent all of your money on medicine. What a terrible investment!

I wish I could get all A's this semester.

 

[Callie]

Granted, but the meaning of A gets changed, it stands abomination. It's the worst grade.

I wish I had unlimited money.

 

[twinkinator]

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Keenan]

Granted, but everything is something! Nothing is impossible!

I wish it wasn't so cold.

 

[Smugleaf]

Granted, but it makes the entire world warmer, and all the ice melts and floods the planet.

 

[acrules11]

Um, OK. You didn't put a wish on your thing. I'll put a wish here.

I wish people could stop fighting about pointless things.

 

[Callie]

Granted, but they start fighting about pencils which becomes rather annoying.

I wish I could fall asleep.

 

[Static]

Granted, but you fall asleep for a week and miss so much fun things you missed out.

I wish i wasn't hungry a lot.

 

[Keenan]

Granted, instead you are always really full.

I wish it would snow before I go snowboarding next week.