The Corrupted Wish Game

[Bcat]

granted but it's your least favorite topping.

I wish I already had my dream job

 

[Duzzel]

Granted, but you are required to work 70 hours a week ~

I wish I didn't have final exams or papers.

 

[Weiland]

Granted, but you fail school or uni/college.


I wish I had telekinesis.

 

[Brookie]

Granted, but then everyone else could read your mind.

I wish I could eat whatever and however much and not worry about weight gain.

 

[Rabirin]

granted but the food is flavourless.

i wish i could be OP at Mei on overwatch

 

[Brookie]

Granted, but you would never win.

I wish animal crossing had less restrictions that cause suffering.

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

Granted, but in real life there will be restrictions instead.

I wish I could teleport to where ever I wanted.

 

[Brookie]

Granted, but every time you "land"/port, you will be covered in confetti.

I wish I could streetpass more for acnl.

 

[Captain James]

Your wish is granted, but every house that appears in the Happy Home Showcase will be ten times better than yours, and filled with items you CAN'T ORDER!

I wish I could play whatever steam game I want.

 

[Brookie]

Gahhhh!

Granted, but those steam games will disappear after 2 days. Also, once you play them you can never play them again.

I wish applying/planning for dental school wasn't so worrisome and stressful.

 

[Captain James]

How could you! Why... let me think. Yes.

Wish granted, dental school will be easy to get into and even to pass out of. But, for the rest of your life, you will have to be a dentist for THE ELDERLY!

Now, whittle my wish. I wish I was super talented at art.

 

[Brookie]

XD that's not so bad. I don't mind old people, and I can't turn them away once I get my own practice anyway. :3

Granted, but every time you make art NO BODY will know that YOU made it, no matter how popular it is.



I wish I had 200,000 tbt.

 

[Captain James]

Okay, last one from me. (for now)

Wish granted, but TBT is pumped into the market by a supreme hacker group, flooding the market. The TBT deflates majorly in value, equalling less than even a single Bell. You, with 200,000 TBT, are one of the only people left with high amounts of TBT, and hoard it all to yourself, leaving Animal Crossing a loner and a hermit.

I wish Nintendo would release a new, good, Animal Crossing Game that I can play tomorrow.

 

[Brookie]

Granted, but in the game - you would only get half the amount of bells you could earn in New Leaf in the same amount of time, and hacking them (if u try to take that route) would take extremely long (4 hours for 100,000 bells) :3

I wish I could eat all this chinese food.

 

[Bcat]

granted but you gain 20 pounds from it and can't lose it

I wish my favorite character was still alive

 

[Xandra]

Granted, but they despise you.

I wish i could stop drinking diet coke. (not really)

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

Granted, but whatever else you drink will be tasteless, and water will be like drinking thin air.

I wish I had a real live smurf.

 

[Brookie]

Granted, but then YOU will be blue for the rest of your life.

I wish cinnamon pretzels weren't so addicting and good.

 

[Bcat]

granted but you lose your sense of taste entirely.

I wish for more energy

 

[Brookie]

Granted, but you have to spend 80% of it saving people as an unrecognized super hero.

I wish I could multitask more easier.