The Genius Inventor Mishap Game

[ForgottenT]

So, there's this genius inventor form the future.
Who owes you a favor, he can invent any one thing for you, what do you ask for?

However, unbeknownst to you, the evil person below you, will see to it that your invention is ruined for good..

THE FUTURE IS NOW!

Example:
Person 1:
I want you to make me a wireless garden hose!
Person 2:
I have changed the plans, your garden hose will be wirelessly connected to the nearest nuclear reactor waste collection!

And now I want what I'm owed, a watch ticking down to my death!

So I shall start.
I want you to make me an oven that will automatically cook all foods to perfection.

 

[pamelarose]

Haha! Perfection is personalized to each persons taste! My opinion of food cooked to perfection is burnt to a crisp! Yum. Enjoy your easily cooked flakey goodness.

I would like you to create a machine that builds furniture on its own

 

[Seastar]

Okay, but they won't have designs you like!

I want a machine to make my imagination real.

 

[ForgottenT]

I have now changed the plans, the machine shall now turn your imagination into the mundane, never again will you dream, and your letter from Hogwarts shall never arrive.

And now I want a pair of speakers that will fold into a perfect set of headphones.

 

[Enxssi]

Haha! My opinion of the perfect set of headphones, is one that only looks nice, while in reality, all your audio will be distorted!
And now, as payment for making your creation all the better, I want an Automatic Chicken Gun!

 

[Seastar]

The chickens will come out and peck at you to death every single time you use it.

I want a device that allows me to teleport to anywhere I desire.

 

[ForgottenT]

I have changed the plans, the device will now explode into a bloody nuclear fallout whenever used.

I want a matter fabricator that can print anything I wish.

 

[Enxssi]

Uh oh! I accidentally made it so that whenever you try to print something, it explodes!
Well, now that the work is over and done with, I want a chicken powered nuclear bomb!

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Actually fun fact: There were once test missiles that were powered by pigeons
Oh ho, I replaced the chickens with homing pigeons so the nuke landed onto your house! Checkmate!

I want a pair of Nintendo Joycons that won’t drift after more than a year

 

[spawnpoint]

Aha! I have made some that don't drift, but they break entirely!

I want something that makes video games real!

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Silly child, anything can be real if you just go back to sleep

I want multiple islands per console in ACNH

 

[Shampsto]

whoops! I made it so you need to pay a £20/month membership service per island ♥

I would like a paint that can change color!

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Well it can change color but it’s a bit acidic, so acidic it burns through almost everything in an instant

Can I have a watch that lets me stop time for 10 seconds

 

[ForgottenT]

It'll stop time, but only for you.

I want a personal robot servant.

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

You know what i kinda wanted that
Uh oh he came with no antivirus and died of the flu

I want to be happy

 

[spawnpoint]

Happiness is not something you can build, it's special! Just do something that makes you happy

I want to eat pizza for life

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Pizza isn’t good for you, young miss

I want to be able to travel back in time

 

[Enxssi]

Log Number 103 104
As an assistant of ProbablyNotJosuke, I have learned that they have succeeded in making the time machine.
However, he does not know that a small mishap that I may have caused makes the time machine go sideways instead of backwards, with no way back to the universe that they started in.
I am tired of suffering in their shadow. I have done much work, without so much as a 'thank you'. But once he's gone, I will be twice the world famous scientist that he is.
My plan is, once they is stuck in a different universe, I will find his blueprints for the time machine and rebuild it. And then, I will announce this to the entire world, and they will all know who I am. I will see my name in lights, and be known as the Greatest Scientist to Ever Grace the Earth.
End of Log_
Now I want a teleportation gun.

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Josuke’s Log #4
That wretched assistant of mine, Enxssi, seems to have entrapped me within this new dimension after altering our machine, after all these years I’ve always expected him to betray me but never in such a cruel manner.. However i’ll be the one with the last laugh. I’ve finally established myself within this new dimension, after paying my debts to this humanoid raccoon I have a house and animal friends on this island i now call home, furthermore the portal gun we’ve worked on for years was sabotaged by myself to send Enxssi to center of the sun. May you rot in wherever you end up in the afterlife you son of a-
End of log

Alright give me a irl Minecraft spawner that makes cute birds

 

[Enxssi]

Log Number 105
Scientist ProbablyNotJosuke has been sent sideways in time to the alternate universe. Therefore Phase One was a success. However, there has been a fault in my plans. It seems that Josuke had known of my plans (perhaps he found the log?), and he had attempted to make the portal gun send me to the sun. I had caught this, however, because I noticed where the portal was to send me; the center of the sun.
This worried me. Did he have any other experiments that were to kill me? Did he know of my plans?
Well then, it doesn't matter. He must think that he had gotten me good. However, I have tampered with his Bird Spawner. I have made it so that the birds, while very cute, are aggressive and will kill people on sight. I have yet to try this, but if I am right, Josuke will be in for a surprise.
Still worried if any other experiments have been tampered with, I went through the files to check for tampering. I haven't seen any signs of files edited. Yet, I will be suspicious of the files.
End of Log_
I want a cloning machine now.

Post automatically merged: May 16, 2020

oop forgot to mention that i sent the cute aggressive birds through the time machine lol