The Genius Inventor Mishap Game

[Seastar]

I made it so that it only restocks spoiled food. Enjoy.

I want a device that will make objects become alive.

 

[frogslime]

Granted, but they all somehow become rotting corpses by the end of the first day.

I want a machine that brings my favorite characters to life.

 

[rip]

oh they’ll be alive, but unable to move or interact with you, because i made it so that they’re trapped inside their own psyches forever. enjoy your unblinking, suffering dolls.

i want a device that will let me change my hair color and style with a snap of my fingers.

 

[spawnpoint]

Here you go, you can easily change it anytime but it's always completely different from what you want!

I want to time travel to the future!

 

[Seastar]

Oops, I made it so you only get sent to a time period where humans are extinct. Now you have to learn Inkling language.

I want a machine that lets me create new species of animals.

 

[Clock]

It fails and makes chimeras and mutant animals that destroy the earth for good.
I want a automatic homework machine.

 

[Seastar]

Okay, but now it fills out all wrong answers!

I want a device that will make my cat be able to speak English.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

the device accidentally makes your cat speak animalese instead

I want a machine that makes every food taste good (i have become a lazy villager)

 

[Cutesy]

every food tastes good but now has 100x more calories

I want a device that allows me to understand all languages

 

[Enxssi]

Oops! While you were trying to speak Spanish, the translator exploded!
Now give me a mind Controlled lamp

 

[Seastar]

Did you mean a lamp that controls your mind? No? Too bad, that's what you get!

I want a machine that can turn me into a Pokemon.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Sure, you don't get to pick though

I want a machine that let's me understand my villager's animalese

 

[Clock]

The language that makes you understand animalese is a even harder language to figure out and doesn't have accurate translation.
I want a machine that makes instant candy.

 

[Lothitine]

It’s just flavorless sugar blocks with food dye!
I want a grilled cheese auto dispenser!!

 

[Seastar]

Here you go. Whoops, it's overcooking them. I hope you like your sandwiches black.

I want a machine that makes whatever plushie I desire with no complications.

 

[Enxssi]

No complications making them, but the plushies are evil and they all want to kill you.
now giv me teleportation gun

 

[Clock]

You teleport in an undesired place
I need instant chef now.

 

[Lothitine]

They only cook food you hate
I want a cat gun!!

 

[Clock]

Ok then, but the cats are very vicious and the device will malfunction too.
I want a better air conditioner

 

[Seastar]

Okay but it has a mind of its own and changes the temperature while you're not looking.

I want a machine that can make chocolate out of nothing.