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The Genius Inventor Mishap Game
It's only 80% cacao chocolate. I hope you like really dark chocolate!
I'd like a coffee maker that can make me my perfect coffee, and bring it to me whenever I'd like!
Well then, its going to be the same thing everyday and you're gonna get sick of it soon too.
I'd like a instant pizza maker.
It will begin to make pizzas at such a rapid pace that you'll never have enough ingredients on hand~
Can I get an automatic fly swatter?
Oops, it can't tell the difference between flies and literally anything else that moves. I would recommend not going near it.
I want a house that cleans itself.
It cleans, but breaks everything it sees
I want something that automatically waters plants.
Okay, it works, but it overwaters the plants and they die.
I want an instant cure for headaches. Nothing ever works fast enough or it doesn't work at all.
It can only be used once
I need a multitasking machine
Look man i’m neutral i would never do a cursed
It can to up to 100 things at once but very, very, very poorly
I want a dog
This dog is the real deal, but he burns through calories very quickly. I hope you don’t mind feeding him every ten minutes!
I want quiet and strong air conditioning!
Look man i’m neutral i would never do a cursed
Ah sorry it can only be a barely noticeable breeze that’s very quiet or a very cooling wind that’s 1000 decibels
I want a super comfy blanket
Oh, but the settings can only extreme temperature.
I need a better microwave
