The Genius Inventor Mishap Game

[michealsmells]

It's only 80% cacao chocolate. I hope you like really dark chocolate!

I'd like a coffee maker that can make me my perfect coffee, and bring it to me whenever I'd like!

 

[Clock]

Well then, its going to be the same thing everyday and you're gonna get sick of it soon too.
I'd like a instant pizza maker.

 

[LunaRover]

It will begin to make pizzas at such a rapid pace that you'll never have enough ingredients on hand~

Can I get an automatic fly swatter?

 

[Seastar]

Oops, it can't tell the difference between flies and literally anything else that moves. I would recommend not going near it.

I want a house that cleans itself.

 

[Clock]

It cleans, but breaks everything it sees
I want something that automatically waters plants.

 

[Seastar]

Okay, it works, but it overwaters the plants and they die.

I want an instant cure for headaches. Nothing ever works fast enough or it doesn't work at all.

 

[Clock]

It can only be used once
I need a multitasking machine

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

It can to up to 100 things at once but very, very, very poorly

I want a dog

 

[Neb]

This dog is the real deal, but he burns through calories very quickly. I hope you don’t mind feeding him every ten minutes!

I want quiet and strong air conditioning!

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Ah sorry it can only be a barely noticeable breeze that’s very quiet or a very cooling wind that’s 1000 decibels

I want a super comfy blanket

 

[Clock]

Oh, but the settings can only extreme temperature.
I need a better microwave