The Genius Inventor Mishap Game

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Log Number 1: Josuke Unit #2
It worked, it actually worked! Thanks to the cloning machine, I’ve been reborn unto this world! Looking through all our files, experiments, and the media since my departure it seems he has yet to make any moves on my reputation and his own. There’s nothing I can do to make amends with this madman, I’m putting an end to all this madness and destroying this lab with the both of us in it. Our experiments, inventions, files, all of it, even the clone machine will be gone. As a back-up i have a pre-existing clone unknown to the files and databases. As i plan to blow up this lab with my former assistant and myself trapped inside, i only regret not killing him sooner
End of log: Set to self-terminate in 24 hours

I want a shuriken launcher

 

[Seastar]

Done but it only uses shurikens made of glass. They break instantly when launched.

I want a machine that makes any animal be as intelligent as a human.

 

[Enxssi]

(i am loving this story)
Log Number 105
The cloning machine did not work, but I am not calling it a failure.
End of Log_
Log Number 43
I tampered with the shuriken launcher plans, so that the shurikens launch backwards, killing the unsuspecting launcher in the process.
End of Log_
Log Number 106
I believe that something happened today. I have been hearing footsteps from around the lab, ever since the cloning machine incident. It might just be a rat or other rodent, but I cannot shake a feeling that something big is going to happen.
Yesterday, I announced that Josuke had gone missing, confident that he was trapped sideways in time. However, whilst doing that, I heard typing coming from somewhere inside the lab. It was lucky that the walls were exceptionally thin.
While I believe that it is just my senses tricking me, for safety reasons, I will be staying at a friend’s house for a certain number of days.
The clone machine will have to wait.
End of Log_

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oop you edited the thing

Done but it only uses shurikens made of glass. They break instantly when launched.

I want a machine that makes any animal be as intelligent as a human.

While it makes your animal smart it makes you DUMB! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Log Number 13: Josuke Unit #2
In the middle of plotting the destruction of the lab, a scientist more insane than my assistant named Jirachi created an animal sentience device, causing a mass uprising of newly sentient squids, octopi, and other cephalopods. Mass flooding, global chaos, and countless death has ensued these last couple of months and i’m certain that if the exploding lab doesn’t kill Enxssi and i, these cephalopod abominations will. I accept my fate as this world crumbles, allowing this new species to rebuild their own society on the foundation that’s left.
End of Log

Just had to fit in the twist with Jirachi’s invention lmao and yes this is a Splatoon reference cause of their pfp H A

 

[Enxssi]

Log Number 106 107
When I returned to Lab TBT, much had changed. I heard of a deranged scientist by the name of Jirachi created an animal sentience device. However, not only did this cause countless deaths committed by anthropomorphic cephalopods, but it has been shown to rapidly deteriorate the intelligence of others. It might as well be the end of the world as we know it, because unless someone invents a creation that takes down the cephalopods, I see no hope for humanity.
I should have done something about this.
End of Log

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Log Number 106 107
When I returned to Lab TBT, much had changed. I heard of a deranged scientist by the name of Jirachi created an animal sentience device. However, not only did this cause countless deaths committed by anthropomorphic cephalopods, but it has been shown to rapidly deteriorate the intelligence of others. It might as well be the end of the world as we know it, because unless someone invents a creation that takes down the cephalopods, I see no hope for humanity.
I should have done something about this.
End of Log

ok sir so does that mean we’re supposed to put a twist on squid guns?

 

[Enxssi]

ok sir so does that mean we’re supposed to put a twist on squid guns?

i think so? i meant like a creation that stops the squid kids from splatting the world lol

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

aight bro i gotcha
Log Number 23: Josuke Unit #2
I hated it to come down to this, but the only way to make a laser that’ll kill only cephalopods isn’t a job just one person can do, the only people i know smart enough to help engineer a weapon like that are Jirachi and my former assistant. I figured my odds were better with my former assistant.
Log Number 24: Josuke Unit #2
They obviously weren’t happy to see me, tried throwing a glass shuriken right at me when they saw me. After a glass shuriken battle and multiple cuts from all the glass shrapnel, we decided we would work together on this project just for this time. However there would be only one flaw with the invention, after its used for too long it’ll heat up to temperatures similar to that of the sun, likely killing the user and melting everything within a 15 meter radius. We have yet to decide who will make the sacrifice to save the world as we know it
End of Log

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And man this derailed into a really weird yet entertaining science fiction story
And also, i want a pineapple that looks like a lemon

 

[Enxssi]

Log Number 108
When I saw Josuke standing in the lab, I was shocked. I had sent him to another universe, after all. I attempted to throw a shuriken at him, injuring him with many cuts and scrapes from it. I would never forget that moment, I knew.
When I used the cloning machine, It apparently had reborn him, I believe. We decided to work on saving the world from the cephalopods. However, Josuke told me about the flaw with the invention. I am thinking about asking my accomplices to clone myself, because if it worked for Josuke then it should work for me as well. If not, then this should be a last message to the world.
Maybe I would be remembered as the person who had sacrificed themself to save the world. And after all this, after everything I did to steal Josuke’s spotlight, I believe would be good enough for me.
End of Log
Log Number 109
Minor update on situation, whilst trying to save the world we accidentally made a pineapple that looks like a lemon. It tasted awful.
End of Log

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also I want a potato gun

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alternative title to this thread:
science fiction story starring enxssi and Josuke and jirachi

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

The date is May 2020, log number 27: Josuke Unit #2
It’s been years since we, or really Enxssi, saved humanity from the cephalopods that ravaged the Earth. I’ve been searching for possible clones of him to no avail, and i’m considering quiting my search. I guess that really was the end of him after all. Call me sappy but I’ll always miss those days working in the lab to help advance humanity’s goals, from our first invention, a potato launcher that had enough recoil to send you flying back, to making time machines and portals. Nowadays i’ve just been doing simple work, making inventions for people to enjoy, kinda like a toy maker but more extreme. However in honor of my old friend who died to a single flaw in our invention, I’ve made sure to put a little twist on each request
End of Final Log

Uhh there you go, why not make this massive story a part of the lore of the post.
Back to wacky inventions shall we?

I want a nerf gun that literally nerfs objects (like turns them into a worse or weaker version of what it is)

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Log Number 108
When I saw Josuke standing in the lab, I was shocked. I had sent him to another universe, after all. I attempted to throw a shuriken at him, injuring him with many cuts and scrapes from it. I would never forget that moment, I knew.
When I used the cloning machine, It apparently had reborn him, I believe. We decided to work on saving the world from the cephalopods. However, Josuke told me about the flaw with the invention. I am thinking about asking my accomplices to clone myself, because if it worked for Josuke then it should work for me as well. If not, then this should be a last message to the world.
Maybe I would be remembered as the person who had sacrificed themself to save the world. And after all this, after everything I did to steal Josuke’s spotlight, I believe would be good enough for me.
End of Log
Log Number 109
Minor update on situation, whilst trying to save the world we accidentally made a pineapple that looks like a lemon. It tasted awful.
End of Log

Post automatically merged: May 17, 2020

also I want a potato gun

Post automatically merged: May 17, 2020

alternative title to this thread:
science fiction story starring enxssi and Josuke and jirachi

Best Anime of 2020

 

[Enxssi]

Your nerf gun is nerfed a little whenever you nerf something, until you cannot nerf any thing because your nerf gun is too nerfed to nerf anything else.

The date is May 2020, log number 27: Josuke Unit #2
It’s been years since we, or really Enxssi, saved humanity from the cephalopods that ravaged the Earth. I’ve been searching for possible clones of him to no avail, and i’m considering quiting my search. I guess that really was the end of him after all. Call me sappy but I’ll always miss those days working in the lab to help advance humanity’s goals, from our first invention, a potato launcher that had enough recoil to send you flying back, to making time machines and portals. Nowadays i’ve just been doing simple work, making inventions for people to enjoy, kinda like a toy maker but more extreme. However in honor of my old friend who died to a single flaw in our invention, I’ve made sure to put a little twist on each request
End of Final Log

Uhh there you go, why not make this massive story a part of the lore of the post.
Back to wacky inventions shall we?

I want a nerf gun that literally nerfs objects (like turns them into a worse or weaker version of what it is)

Im not going to lie, I legit nearly started crying
I wanna invention that puts me into a video game whenever I play it

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Your nerf gun is nerfed a little whenever you nerf something, until you cannot nerf any thing because your nerf gun is too nerfed to nerf anything else.

Im not going to lie, I legit nearly started crying

A sad ending to this thrilling saga

and I made you a box of tissues, no twist just this once
And now i wish for a diamond sword

 

[Enxssi]

Your diamond sword does nothing but look cool.
And now I wish for an invention that giv me immortality

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

You’re “immortal” but the immortal-inator gave you glass bones, paper skin, and dry lips

I want segments of my hair to automatically fall off into the style i want them in

 

[Seastar]

Oops, all your hair falls out instead. Guess that didn't work!

I want a machine that makes video game characters real.

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Yay it worked! But only for the hoards of demons from Doom, yikes

I want a coca cola that makes me run faster

 

[Seastar]

It works but you can't stop running and you end up like Jimmy Neutron when he made shoes so he could cheat in a race or something.

Spoiler: What happened to him

I want a device that will turn animals into Pokemon.

 

[Clock]

It works perfectly, but the device backfires and turns everything into Pokemon
I want an invention that spams A on the pro controller instead of buying a new one.

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Ah about that, the device was a bit too strong and it stabbed a hole into the controller

I want a shirt that you can run water through to filter it

 

[Shampsto]

Wuh-oh! I made the shirt a suitable size for barbie dolls!

I want a fridge which restocks itself ;D