The Internet's Worst Advice Column

[StrayBluet]

Hire a professional track star to find it for you

Why isn't it Halloween yet?

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Cause it’s not October.

How do I become Veemo? (You probably won’t understand this joke unless your part of the splatoon fan base)

 

[ali.di.magix]

Pay 30 bucks to the overlord a.k.a. Nintendo

Any study tips for me??

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

2 plus 2 is four, minus one that’s 3 quick maths.

What should I eat right now?

 

[koopasta]

People meat.

How do I become popular on musical.ly?

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Post something cringy.

How do I build good in the sims?

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Step 1. Read this out loud:

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Step 2. Read the third word in all the sentences

That took me a solid minute lol

 

[rhinoo]

Post something cringy.

How do I build good in the sims?

Watch The Sims Supply and Deligracy

How do I stop eating carrots?

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Watch The Sims Supply and Deligracy

How do I stop eating carrots?

Omg I’m literally watching one of her videos rn

Whenever you eat one put salt all over it so you won’t want to take a bite.

What game should I play?

 

[rhinoo]

Pokemon brown.

(The game were the only Pokemon is bidoof)

- - - Post Merge - - -

Should me and my school friends take over TBT?

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Sure (not gonna lie I would be there lol)

Should I do Level 4-9 in TLOZ NES on switch tomorrow or do less?

 

[Raayzx]

Play Splatoon.

Should I save up my tbt to buy some collectibles in the future or spend them now?

 

[koopasta]

Spend them on Tasty Cakes.

How do I become famous on Roblox?

 

[Bcat]

Vlog a suicide victim.

How can I regain control of my life?

 

[rhinoo]

By not taking advice from me.

Why can I never play a range of different games?

 

[kiwi-strawberry]

because you are a rhino and rhinos do not have fingers to play video games with.

am i pregernant?

 

[rhinoo]

I have no clue. I say no because you spelt pregnant wrong.

Why are rhinos so awesome?

 

[koopasta]

They're not. You just refuse to accept reality and keep telling yourself they are when they're actually just like every other animal on earth.

How to speak english?

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

これはGoogle翻訳によると英語です

Am I Gregnant?

 

[Bcat]

Dunno

Can you get pregant?