The Internet's Worst Advice Column

[koopasta]

Only in italy

How to sign up on a furry dating site?

 

[Bcat]

Yell really loudly owo what’s this? This call will attract them and then you can ask one.

How tall is too tall?

 

[Jamborenium]

no such thing, date a giant

how can I attract a mate?

 

[Alolan_Apples]

You get a magnet, and make sure that your mate is of the opposite force.

How do I lose weight?

 

[You got mail!]

Play simon says that has a lot of exercise moves. Whoever doesn’t follow the instructions gets zapped.

How do I speed up time?

 

[rhinoo]

I dunno.

Why did I use to think Rhinos were called Rhinosaurs?

 

[Raayzx]

Because they are actually dinosaurs.

What pet should I get?

 

[koopasta]

A drop of water.

How do I learn how to drive?

 

[tumut]

Mario Kart Wii, other mario karts wont work

How do I destroy the patriarchy

 

[Alolan_Apples]

You surrender to them.

What is the first thing I should learn how to cook?

 

[Raayzx]

Ice

How to kill a cockroach that is about to fly?

 

[Bcat]

You need to mutate yourself to surpass it. Jump in a vat of toxic waste and then you can solar away

How can I learn to love again?

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Don’t ask me

How do I get bombs faster in zelda nes?

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

I’m gonna Bump this, and ask a new one

What Sims 4 challenge should I do?

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I?m gonna Bump this, and ask a new one

What Sims 4 challenge should I do?

 

[honeyaura]

Run a daycare of 100 children. Seen a youtuber do it and it looked overwhelming. Good luck!

I need to reset my TV but I don't feel like getting up. What should I do?

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Don?t ask me

LOL

 

[MapleSilver]

Throw various objects at your TV screen until it stops functioning. Congratulations, you have reset your TV!

I stole the Dark Lord's MacGuffin and now he's after me. What do I do?

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Eat it and lie that your worst enemy did.

How do I make my computer not broke?

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Run a daycare of 100 children. Seen a youtuber do it and it looked overwhelming. Good luck!

I think I need mods for that if I remember correctly, but I’ll find a way!

But I also wanna do Rags to riches, or The Sim Supply’s Name for it in his pets playthrough. Wags to riches

 

[matt]

Depends how your computer is broken and what operating system you are using. If your using windows then use the recovery menu when turning it on before following the on screen instructions

 

[honeyaura]

I think I need mods for that if I remember correctly, but I’ll find a way!

But I also wanna do Rags to riches, or The Sim Supply’s Name for it in his pets playthrough. Wags to riches

Ahhhh that's right he did lol. Yeah do that one! Love Sim Supply.

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I don't seem to have any problems to advise on, so I'll make one:

How can I turn on the light without getting up?

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Depends how your computer is broken and what operating system you are using. If your using windows then use the recovery menu when turning it on before following the on screen instructions

Well, my dad clogged up my hard drive, so it’s as slow as a snail. And unusable
As for operations omg system I use windows 10

@above throw your phone

my dog licked my nostril raw, what should I do?