The Internet's Worst Advice Column
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NovariusHaze
Guardian of Faireth
Face the flash-drive downwards so it will download faster due to gravity.
How do I make the perfect toast?
How do I make the perfect toast?
. Rarity .
A Beautiful Heart
UGH
Laundry, its so slow. Its a known fact by all track athletes that its like a snail when its running, and practically dry when it finally reaches the end of the track.
Like really, just standing there in a crowd and watching your laundry just sitting there or taking its sweet time. Cause you know how laundry is. Sits there and waits, eventually spins but stops. Never has laundry won a single race.
Its unbelievable honestly cause laundry can run so much faster and the answer is simple!
All you gotta do is yell at it! But not just quite cause laundry has terrible hearing, no at the top of your lungs yelling at it till it runs faster, then encouraging it when you do see it speeding up, just yell at it. But remember laundry is shy so encourage it too. Eventually it will finally finish.
It'll be worth it. Fast, yelled at laundry is worth it. Hey you might even become a coach for making your laundry run faster
Have fun!
Laundry, its so slow. Its a known fact by all track athletes that its like a snail when its running, and practically dry when it finally reaches the end of the track.
Like really, just standing there in a crowd and watching your laundry just sitting there or taking its sweet time. Cause you know how laundry is. Sits there and waits, eventually spins but stops. Never has laundry won a single race.
Its unbelievable honestly cause laundry can run so much faster and the answer is simple!
All you gotta do is yell at it! But not just quite cause laundry has terrible hearing, no at the top of your lungs yelling at it till it runs faster, then encouraging it when you do see it speeding up, just yell at it. But remember laundry is shy so encourage it too. Eventually it will finally finish.
It'll be worth it. Fast, yelled at laundry is worth it. Hey you might even become a coach for making your laundry run faster
Have fun!
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
No question to answer, so I'll give my advice for @/Midoriya's instead.
Put a rocket engine in your washing machine. It'll spin so fast, your clothes will be washed in no time!
One of my favorite songs has a very questionable title. How do I talk about that song to other people without them being concerned or reacting too badly?
Put a rocket engine in your washing machine. It'll spin so fast, your clothes will be washed in no time!
One of my favorite songs has a very questionable title. How do I talk about that song to other people without them being concerned or reacting too badly?
First make sure you're holding a picture of cute animal (preferably your pet). Pets always provide the perfect distraction, no matter what the topic of a conversation. Second, always mention pizza. Pizza makes people hungry and not think about your questionable song. Maybe hold a picture of cute puppy eating pizza? Or maybe a cute cat that's in a pizza costume?
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Hunter_Gr33n
Trying to be more active here.
You don't. The new hobby has to care about finding you.
Advice for moving to a new city?
Advice for moving to a new city?
Make sure you announce yourself to everyone there in a loud voice. Do this for every person you meet and don't stop until everyone in the entire city has each heard it at least 12 times.
How do I skip the rest of this week?
How do I skip the rest of this week?
Shellzilla_515
F1 fan who loves onions
Easy! Just rip off a week from your calendar and you've already time travelled to the next!
Phecdasolar
Neophyte Night-Owl
Do you enjoy recieving/giving lots of attention and are very active? Get a dog! Are you more laid back and enjoy a quiet cuddle partner? Get a cat!
Question: Should I use forearm crutches for my back pain?
Question: Should I use forearm crutches for my back pain?
outofwrlds
On My Way To ✨Space✨
Yes! Crutches are very long and sturdy, perfect for strapping them to yourself like a splint. They'll definitely keep your spine straight while you heal.
I have a splinter in my finger I can't get out. How do I get rid of it?
I have a splinter in my finger I can't get out. How do I get rid of it?
Phecdasolar
Neophyte Night-Owl
Press down on the skin around it with your teeth until you can bite the splinter and pull it out!
How do I go to sleep on time?
How do I go to sleep on time?
Weiss Schnee
Widely Accepted Trash
Easy. Set your clock when you're going to be bed to the time you wanted to fall asleep before you pass out. That way you always get to bed at the right time.
How do I stop hating the sun? We have a minor blood fude going on.
How do I stop hating the sun? We have a minor blood fude going on.
Hunter_Gr33n
Trying to be more active here.
Find someone else to hate on instead.
How can I distinguish different types of metals?
How can I distinguish different types of metals?
outofwrlds
On My Way To ✨Space✨
I think the archaeology method works well for this too. Lick 'em.
How do I learn to whistle?
How do I learn to whistle?
Phecdasolar
Neophyte Night-Owl
Pucker your lips like you’re gonna kiss someone and then scream like that
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