The most useless movie you've ever seen

[Sharksheep]

Lucy with Scarlett Johansson. It got science wrong on so many levels. I remember see the poster with the tagline of something like "Humans only use 10% of their brain. She can use 100%" and thinking well that's going to be a terrible movie and it was! We was suppose to see Guardian of the Galaxy instead but one of my friend's brought her younger cousin and she wanted to watch Lucy

This movie came out in 2014 by the way and is rated R. The director even admit that this false and tried to tell a good story where it is true. It's not a good story.

This movie is like boring. Like really really boring. Even the action scenes are boring. There's a point where I was paying more attention to the extras than what was going on. There's a car chase scene in the middle of the movie and you can see there's an extra that missed his cue and run out of the camera too. I think he actually runs out of frame after the car has already passed.

Spoiler: Actual spoilers

She becomes psychic at some point?! She has a seizure and is like floating defying gravity because humans using more of their brain = breaking laws of physics. Also gains telepathy.

It's been a while but I'm pretty sure she alters her own DNA with her own mind cause why not to get on a plane with a fake ID.

She becomes a USB drive in the end with all knowledge of universe cause reasons and intergrates with all of technology.

 

[Xara]

i think i might genuinely be afraid of this movie LMAO

 

[Imbri]

Bridget Jones' Diary. I liked the book, but the movie just didn't do it for me. It's too bad, because I like the cast. Also, Cider House Rules was not that engaging a movie. The ex and I rented it and both fell asleep less than halfway in.

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i think i might genuinely be afraid of this movie LMAO

This one actually belongs in the Ninth Level of Hell.

 

[Alienfish]

Django Unchained and basically any unoriginal Tarantino movie. This one's the worst though like.. I'm not a Leo a fan and besides most stuff been done already he could have tackled the theme better.

 

[Uffe]

I've never watched these, but all the Sharknado movies.

 

[Bcat]

A lot of the DC movies for me. The ex liked to watch a lot of movies and I sat through them all. I especially hated aqua man, it was so bad. I wasn’t allowed to talk during the movie which is my favorite part if I hate it. So I’d sit there and read.

Oh thank the lord. Someone who hates aquaman as much as I do. Not even Jason Momoa’s pecs could save it. I spent half the movie on my phone, the other half banging my head against a pillow.

 

[Katzenjammer]

No movie is useless in the hands of Mystery Science Theater 3000! I love watching them making quips at the screen and ripping horrible movies apart in the funniest way possible. Granted, none of them are recent films by any means, but they are all horrible lol. If you're not familiar with this series or the movie, I highly recommend them!

 

[_Rainy_]

No movie is useless in the hands of Mystery Science Theater 3000! I love watching them making quips at the screen and ripping horrible movies apart in the funniest way possible. Granted, none of them are recent films by any means, but they are all horrible lol. If you're not familiar with this series or the movie, I highly recommend them!

I love ripping into movies I don’t like

 

[Corrie]

The Fountain. My entire family and I watched it from start to finish and none of us knew what the heck was going on.

 

[Xeleron]

Recently watched Devil's Gate and I felt like I wasted 94 minutes of my life on that film...

Unpopular opinion, The Open House actually really scarred me.. mostly because I'm paranoid like that and I feel like it's something that could actually happen irl. There is no conclusion to the movie besides the notion of a serial killer continuing his killing spree with this bizarre yet possible method.

 

[Lightspring]

I’ve watched Mulan with my family a few days ago and it was not good at all. I personally liked the original better. The live action’s use of qi throughout the plot is very inaccurate; qi is not some kind of superpower, it’s energy that‘s everywhere in everything. The side characters just felt so bland and I almost fell asleep half way through the movie. Honestly, it’s just best to stick with the animated one.

 

[Crash]

the first that comes to mind is this netflix movie called "open house" i watched like two years ago. i've literally never seen a worse movie in my life, there was basically no plot, no clear villain, and no proper ending. i still can't get over the fact that i wasted two hours of my life on that movie

 

[Marte]

Because who doesn't love a serial killer tire?

 

[deleted]

Split and A Quiet Place

Both were okay ideas, but very badly executed.

 

[Mr_Persona]

newset Mulan movie, and wanna know why just search up how bad it is and there is your answer.

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Because who doesn't love a serial killer tire?

are you kidding me xD

 

[Marte]

are you kidding me xD

The worst thing is that I really enjoyed it, hahah!

 

[Mr_Persona]

The worst thing is that I really enjoyed it, hahah!

for the laugh?

 

[Marte]

for the laugh?

Hehe, yes. It's a perfect movie to watch with friends if you don't want to watch anything deep.

 

[Mr_Persona]

Hehe, yes. It's a perfect movie to watch with friends if you don't want to watch anything deep.

Ah sounds fun

 

[Flaming_Oceans]

Terrifier, I think it was called? It felt so much longer than an hour and a half... watching it with friends definitely makes it more enjoyable though