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The most useless movie you've ever seen
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Plainbluetees
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Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas (2004).. my family used to watch it every year. The first one was okay but the stories is this one make no sense and the scene where animatronics start singing carols to Donald Duck freaked me out as a child.
Hmmm.. let's see. Only two I can think of, for now.
My sister (who is older than me, mind you) loved The Good Dinosaur, but I honestly don't remember anything from it; it's just that forgettable. I'm pretty sure I just watched it with her to be nice.
And Splinter, a horror-ish movie that came out in 2008, basically about black, spiky goo (imagine Vat19's magnetic putty being pulled with a magnet, but thinner) that reanimates dead things. Cool in theory, but not so much in execution. :V
My sister (who is older than me, mind you) loved The Good Dinosaur, but I honestly don't remember anything from it; it's just that forgettable. I'm pretty sure I just watched it with her to be nice.
And Splinter, a horror-ish movie that came out in 2008, basically about black, spiky goo (imagine Vat19's magnetic putty being pulled with a magnet, but thinner) that reanimates dead things. Cool in theory, but not so much in execution. :V
Katzenjammer
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Hobgoblins ...because it's one of the few movies that's so bad, it made Tom Servo & Crow cry and try to escape the theater xD
saucySheep
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oh, y'know.
emoji movie was trash.
then there's endgame. not a terrible movie but i didn't care for it.
emoji movie was trash.
then there's endgame. not a terrible movie but i didn't care for it.
Your Local Wild Child
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I liked Endgame, but to be completely honest I was both more hyped up for and enjoyed Disney Nature’s Penguins movie more than Endgame lol
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star wars 9 was disappointing
Boy oh boy, there are some really terrible movies out there.
Just so many...but if I were to say the worst as far as what you get from it when you walk away, I suppose I would say any of the modern marvel movies. They repeat what is essentially the same arch, the same journey, with the same characters, with the same beats, with a similar soundtrack. I'm just so bored with the big movie production companies recycling the same content over and over and over again. Please, create something original!
Just so many...but if I were to say the worst as far as what you get from it when you walk away, I suppose I would say any of the modern marvel movies. They repeat what is essentially the same arch, the same journey, with the same characters, with the same beats, with a similar soundtrack. I'm just so bored with the big movie production companies recycling the same content over and over and over again. Please, create something original!
eseamir
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I would 100% agree with this, I went to see it in theatres with my ex and his friends and I remember sitting there in horrified silence for two hours surrounded by dudes in their early 20s that were apparently Thrilled by the concept of a food orgy (???)
I watched an indie movie called The Last Treasure Hunt and I felt so disappointed with it that I had to write a negative review, which I don't really do.
I was intrigued by the idea: a treasure hunt two 30-somthing's inherit from their deceased father. I love treasure hunts, but the movie barely talks about the actual treasure hunt. I also wanted to know more about this man who spent his life as a single dad, who apparently designed elaborate, creative games for his children. It's telling when the most interesting character in a film is a dead person who was only meant to be a plot device. This movie a dull slog through unimaginative, forced conflict between two tiresome, charmless, overly-entitled people. I forced myself to watch the movie to the end in the hopes that I would at least learn what the whole treasure hunt led to. But after a lot of boring bickering and lame dithering about, they never even show the treasure. It was such a letdown.
I was intrigued by the idea: a treasure hunt two 30-somthing's inherit from their deceased father. I love treasure hunts, but the movie barely talks about the actual treasure hunt. I also wanted to know more about this man who spent his life as a single dad, who apparently designed elaborate, creative games for his children. It's telling when the most interesting character in a film is a dead person who was only meant to be a plot device. This movie a dull slog through unimaginative, forced conflict between two tiresome, charmless, overly-entitled people. I forced myself to watch the movie to the end in the hopes that I would at least learn what the whole treasure hunt led to. But after a lot of boring bickering and lame dithering about, they never even show the treasure. It was such a letdown.
every movie in existence is useless, if we're gonna be honest
This will probably be a polarizing opinion, but honestly... Jurassic World.
Ignoring the fact that it plays every modern nostalgic reboot trope nearly verbatim, ignoring the fact that it continuously pays lip service to the first Jurassic Park movie whilst also failing to understand what made the original such a beloved classic, ignoring how absolutely disappointing the Indominus Rex is both in terms of design as well as role in the plot, Jurassic World basically takes an hour and a half to explain to the audience that building a theme park full of live, prehistoric reptiles is a bad idea, which you might recognize as literally just the plot of the first movie. This point is made only more redunant when the character of Henry Wu--portrayed by the same actor as in the original movie--appears in both movies and goes through the exact same character development both times.
I'm not a big fan of the sequel, either, but that's for completely different reasons. That being said, I'm cautiously looking forward to the third one.
Ignoring the fact that it plays every modern nostalgic reboot trope nearly verbatim, ignoring the fact that it continuously pays lip service to the first Jurassic Park movie whilst also failing to understand what made the original such a beloved classic, ignoring how absolutely disappointing the Indominus Rex is both in terms of design as well as role in the plot, Jurassic World basically takes an hour and a half to explain to the audience that building a theme park full of live, prehistoric reptiles is a bad idea, which you might recognize as literally just the plot of the first movie. This point is made only more redunant when the character of Henry Wu--portrayed by the same actor as in the original movie--appears in both movies and goes through the exact same character development both times.
I'm not a big fan of the sequel, either, but that's for completely different reasons. That being said, I'm cautiously looking forward to the third one.
neoqueenserenity
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Honestly the Wrong Turn horror movies make me say this. Why? Why was it necessary?
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