QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
"They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon."
The out of context quotes thread
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“My name is Florida! Florida! That’s the name of a state! Why is my name Florida?”
*Florida begins to cry*
“DY-NO-MITE!”
*Florida begins to cry*
“DY-NO-MITE!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“AHHHHHHH! Thank god it was only a dream! Mary! Mary, you won’t believe the nightmare I just-!”
*Jackeé Harry wakes ups and both start screaming. Jackeé then wakes up alone in bed*
“Lord! It was just a dream! Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson….”
*Marla Gibbs wakes up and both start screaming. Marla then wakes up in bed alone*
“It was just a dream! Thank goodness. Well I guess I’d better stop drinking before going to bed.”
*Jackeé Harry wakes ups and both start screaming. Jackeé then wakes up alone in bed*
“Lord! It was just a dream! Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson….”
*Marla Gibbs wakes up and both start screaming. Marla then wakes up in bed alone*
“It was just a dream! Thank goodness. Well I guess I’d better stop drinking before going to bed.”
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ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Using Jesus to beat us up? Have you seen South Park?"
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!“
Oh, man, I’m inhaling these things! You guys scored some primo stuff here.
They’re tastier than an unguarded penguin nest. What do you call them?
We haven’t thought of a name yet.
They’re tasty, right? Let’s call them “tasticles.”
*everyone groans disgustedly*
We can’t call them that!
Why not?
It sounds too much like those frozen Rocky Mountain oysters on a stick. You know, “testsicles.”
They’re tastier than an unguarded penguin nest. What do you call them?
We haven’t thought of a name yet.
They’re tasty, right? Let’s call them “tasticles.”
*everyone groans disgustedly*
We can’t call them that!
Why not?
It sounds too much like those frozen Rocky Mountain oysters on a stick. You know, “testsicles.”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Well, that was not great back there how you killed an entire orchestra."
"Looks cool, but it does not reflect on us very well. We's would likes to have a word with you, fathers to son."
"Now, we totally know it's your fault that the London Philharmonic was sliced in half by a laser beam. And we know that you're sorry, we know that. But I guess... Hmm. I guess we'd kind of hoped you'd use better judgement, y'know?"
"Looks cool, but it does not reflect on us very well. We's would likes to have a word with you, fathers to son."
"Now, we totally know it's your fault that the London Philharmonic was sliced in half by a laser beam. And we know that you're sorry, we know that. But I guess... Hmm. I guess we'd kind of hoped you'd use better judgement, y'know?"
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Oh, come on! Screw that lnternet crap. I mean, come on, what is the lnternet, you know? ...Seriously, what is the lnternet?"
You must've smoked some bad granola.
"Hello kids! Follow me over the rainbow! These are me Lucky Charms!"
"NO, Mr. Leprechaun, they're OUR Lucky Charms!"
*The Leprechaun is in shock as the kids take out a bunch of baseball bats*
"Please, kids! Don't do this!"
"It's too late for you to be lucky!"
"Fine, then do whatever you want with me, but spare me Lucky Charms. PLEASE!"
*The kids begin to beat the crap out of the Leprechaun as the cereal bowl comes front and center*
"Lucky Charms cereal is part of a balanced breakfast. They're magically delicious!"
"NO, Mr. Leprechaun, they're OUR Lucky Charms!"
*The Leprechaun is in shock as the kids take out a bunch of baseball bats*
"Please, kids! Don't do this!"
"It's too late for you to be lucky!"
"Fine, then do whatever you want with me, but spare me Lucky Charms. PLEASE!"
*The kids begin to beat the crap out of the Leprechaun as the cereal bowl comes front and center*
"Lucky Charms cereal is part of a balanced breakfast. They're magically delicious!"
A toast to Leela. She showed us it’s wrong to eat certain things.
Hear, hear!
Let’s get drunk!
Aw, thanks, guys. Pass the veal, please.
Here you go.
Mmm, let me get some of that suckling pig.
Who wants dolphin?
*everyone gasps*
Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent!
Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
Oh, that’s different.
Hear, hear!
Let’s get drunk!
Aw, thanks, guys. Pass the veal, please.
Here you go.
Mmm, let me get some of that suckling pig.
Who wants dolphin?
*everyone gasps*
Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent!
Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
Oh, that’s different.
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means.
“No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.”
“No, it's not, it's gross!”
“It gets the people going!”
“No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.”
“No, it's not, it's gross!”
“It gets the people going!”
