QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.”
“No, there's no way that's correct.”
“No, there's no way that's correct.”
The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
- Start date
Even as I speak, the scourge of advertising could be heading toward your town. Lock your doors, bar your windows, because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family.
We’ll be right back.
We’ll be right back.
"...and as humans, we tend to over-eat when we're tired... but if we just stopped. If we just stopped and just realized how much we need some sleep, then maybe... just maybe... Jessica wouldn't have left us for a better man because we couldn't fit into our old clothes anymore, Mark wouldn't have died in a tragic fire accident, and Penelope's chihuahua wouldn't have rushed into the fire to try and save Mark, only then realizing that Mark was long since dead, and Penelope's chihuahua died as well before it could make it out in time... just maybe."
"........Wow. I know you were trying to give a sermon, but that was overkill, man."
"Yeah, that wasn't really it, chief."
*everyone leaves*
"........Wow. I know you were trying to give a sermon, but that was overkill, man."
"Yeah, that wasn't really it, chief."
*everyone leaves*
Psydye
music junkie, bookworm and Metroid fanboy
Post Malone fans: "Who the hell is Ozzy Osbourne?"
Ozzy Osbourne fans: "Who the hell is Post Malone?"
Ozzy Osbourne: "Who the hell is Ozzy Osbourne?"
(Yes, I stole this from somewhere lol.)
Ozzy Osbourne fans: "Who the hell is Post Malone?"
Ozzy Osbourne: "Who the hell is Ozzy Osbourne?"
(Yes, I stole this from somewhere lol.)
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’m only allowed to give out chewable Prozac. Now which one would you like: Manic Mouse or the Bluebird of Unhappiness?”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a magic show ready to double team your girlfriend….”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Find a happy place! Find a happy place! FIND A HAPPY PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
What do you want me to do? Read their fortunes?
These are Magic the gathering cards, not tarot cards! You can throw 'em at their heads. You catch a corner with one of those and they'll know what hit them.
We're gonna get our *bleeps* kicked, we didn't have a breakfast!
Gentlemen, it's time we take back the cocoon. Hands in the center.
Smash puny humans.
These are Magic the gathering cards, not tarot cards! You can throw 'em at their heads. You catch a corner with one of those and they'll know what hit them.
We're gonna get our *bleeps* kicked, we didn't have a breakfast!
Gentlemen, it's time we take back the cocoon. Hands in the center.
Smash puny humans.
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"This is a complete and total, y'know, sausage festival."
"I love sausage festivals!"
"What—"
"Like in Vienna!"
"No, Toki, that was a sausage festival."
"Yeah, that was good!"
"Yeah, it was a Vienna pork saus— Uhm, no. This means that there are no good-looking ladies to put you-know-what 'into side' of them."
"The sausage?"
"...Yeah."
"I love sausage festivals!"
"What—"
"Like in Vienna!"
"No, Toki, that was a sausage festival."
"Yeah, that was good!"
"Yeah, it was a Vienna pork saus— Uhm, no. This means that there are no good-looking ladies to put you-know-what 'into side' of them."
"The sausage?"
"...Yeah."
"When the milkman comes-"
"AH, THE MILKMAN!? NOT AGAIN! PUT HIM BACK IN THE TREE! PUT HIM BACK IN THE TREE!"
"AH, THE MILKMAN!? NOT AGAIN! PUT HIM BACK IN THE TREE! PUT HIM BACK IN THE TREE!"
