The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Let’s all try to calm down and stay focused on the- Are you wearing pants? Wait wait wait. Time out. You wear clothes? Appoplexians wear pants?”
“Of course we wear pants! Let me tell you something, Ben Tennison, Appoplexians have a highly advanced sense of shame! Oh yeah!”

 

[Yoshi155]

Dear Neptune, what have I done?

What do you mean? You drove him away. It’s right there in black and white. See? Right there. And there.

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Ugh, They can't helps it, Toki. Not everyone gets the advantage of superior Scandinavians education."

"Okay, name something that has nothing to do with guitar, go. Go, go, go."

"Uh, uh, ah, duh, oh, uhm... Uhhh... Uh... Uhh..."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Toshi, why do you insist on speaking only Japanese? I don’t even speak Japanese.”

 

[Mr.Fox]

'I'll show you a gas giant!'
*they start fighting*
'Stop...squirming...and let me...fart on your head.'

 

[Yoshi155]

Okay, boy, why don’t you tell Mr. Krabs what’s wrong?

Well, you see-

That’s enough, boy.

 

[Yoshi155]

Just let it out, buddy. That’s right.

I can’t cry any more, Patrick. When Gary left, he took all my tears with him.

Did you just say “Gary?” SpongeBob! I-I just remembered! Earlier today at the craft store, I saw… these huge chunks of balsa wood! They were awesome!

 

[QueenCobra]

"Who's ready to get their funeral on? Woo! Woo! Sorry, death makes me weird."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I could use some pants….”

 

[Yoshi155]

That’ll be 40 cents.

I believe you’re forgetting about our 5% military discount.

Well, that’s only for people in the military.

What?!

This is the worst kind of discrimination! The kind against me!

All right, look, our policy is “if for any reason you’re not completely satisfied, I hate you.”

*turns on a conveyor belt that sends them out of the store*

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“You’re a clay monster! Just do your job.”

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“Ah! Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!”

 

[Yoshi155]

It’s a desolate, ugly little planet with absolutely no natural resources or strategic value. Questions?

Why is this Godforsaken planet worth dying for?

Don’t ask me, you’re the one who’s going to be dying.

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Don't you want a banana sticker?"

"We won't be needing your banana stickers!"

*Nathan slides a treasure chest filled with banana stickers across the floor*

"We found out that you can just, y'know, buy psychological validation. So..."

"You sons of *****es. How dare you?!"

 

[Mr.Fox]

'Dear Santa, if you bring me lots of good stuff I promise not to do anything bad between now and when I wake up. Amen.'
*hits elbow on drawers*
'I'll kill you!'
*tackles chest of drawers*

 

[Yoshi155]

It’s creepy here.

This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

And then the battle’s not so bad?

Oh, right. I forgot about the battle. *whimpers*

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Why would Chad do this to me?! I broke my purity ring for him! *Starts Crying *”
“Clayface, pull it together and turn into something smaller so that you can slip out of your waistband!”
“Are you calling me fat?! *Cries even harder*”
“I have to say this is some of his best character work.”
“Yeah. I’m not sure how much longer I can keep doing this in clogs.”

 

[Yoshi155]

I’m afraid he’s gone.

Whoa, Doc, I ain’t dead.

Excuse me, I believe I’m the doctor.

 

[Koi Karp]

I’m a star!!!!!

 

[QueenCobra]

"When I used to climb the rope in gym class, I wished it was a guy."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Ugh, weird guy in my bedroom. This doesn't look good."