The out of context quotes thread
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rocketspruggs
𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔩 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤
"Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Well hello there! Is your daddy home?”
“Now gosh darn it I am the daddy!”
*Police officer tickles Bob on the chin and he giggles like a baby*
“Now gosh darn it I am the daddy!”
*Police officer tickles Bob on the chin and he giggles like a baby*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Oh good. You’re still here. So uh wow before you said you were into science.”
“Yeah man.”
“Yeah that must be a fun job.”
“I don’t have any [drugs].”
“I was not going to ask you for some [drugs].”
“Good. I don’t have to answer it.”
“I used to be an addict. I mean it was terrible you see this? I was building a birdhouse on drugs and I lost two fingers. I feverishly wanted to finish it and I wasn’t making sound decisions.”
“Remember my roommate the cup you met earlier? He’s filled with [drugs].”
“Cool. Thanks. *Goes inside the house and closes the door* Everyone, we have to split up! The cup has the drugs.”
“The cup?”
“The cup.”
“There’s [drugs] in the cup!”
“The cup is filled with magic!”
“I saw him go into the back! Go after it!”
*Outside the house*
“So what do I do now?”
“Are you grounded?”
“Yep.”
“Okay good. Touch the red wire to the green wire.”
“Well what about Shake?”
“What about him?”
“Heh. That’s what I said.”
*Touches wires and blows up the house*
“Yeah man.”
“Yeah that must be a fun job.”
“I don’t have any [drugs].”
“I was not going to ask you for some [drugs].”
“Good. I don’t have to answer it.”
“I used to be an addict. I mean it was terrible you see this? I was building a birdhouse on drugs and I lost two fingers. I feverishly wanted to finish it and I wasn’t making sound decisions.”
“Remember my roommate the cup you met earlier? He’s filled with [drugs].”
“Cool. Thanks. *Goes inside the house and closes the door* Everyone, we have to split up! The cup has the drugs.”
“The cup?”
“The cup.”
“There’s [drugs] in the cup!”
“The cup is filled with magic!”
“I saw him go into the back! Go after it!”
*Outside the house*
“So what do I do now?”
“Are you grounded?”
“Yep.”
“Okay good. Touch the red wire to the green wire.”
“Well what about Shake?”
“What about him?”
“Heh. That’s what I said.”
*Touches wires and blows up the house*
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Who died and made you Captain?”
“The Captain.”
“The Captain.”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“I’ll kill you, Leonard Nimoy!”
“The clown has no penis.”
“What kind of dreams are you guys having? Hey, it's 12:30.”
“The clown has no penis.”
“What kind of dreams are you guys having? Hey, it's 12:30.”
Come on, we’re running late!
We’re not getting on, you fat, ugly *****!
What did you say?!!!
I said “we’re not getting on, you fat, ugly *****.”
Oh, all right then. *drives away*
I always wondered if that would work.
We’re not getting on, you fat, ugly *****!
What did you say?!!!
I said “we’re not getting on, you fat, ugly *****.”
Oh, all right then. *drives away*
I always wondered if that would work.
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“You’re really bad at being dead, you know?”
It’s getting kind of heavy.
I don’t care, here’s a Chevy, and The Wacky World of Mini-Golf starring Eugene Levy.
Oh my god, I absolutely cannot carry one more thing!
Don’t you worry, all that’s left is a single piece of string.
*back breaks instantly*
Whoa! See, this is exactly why I also packed a spinal surgeon.
I hate you, boat.
I don’t care, here’s a Chevy, and The Wacky World of Mini-Golf starring Eugene Levy.
Oh my god, I absolutely cannot carry one more thing!
Don’t you worry, all that’s left is a single piece of string.
*back breaks instantly*
Whoa! See, this is exactly why I also packed a spinal surgeon.
I hate you, boat.
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Hey, goofball, look who's all neutered! You are! Yeah, you're neutered, goofball! Who's a neutered guy?"
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Hey, you! You need tickets to the show?"
"Why don't you [screw] off, ****face?"
"****face...? Do I look like a ****face?"
"No comment."
"Why don't you [screw] off, ****face?"
"****face...? Do I look like a ****face?"
"No comment."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Wow. That old biddy is crazy!”
“Bob, she’s still here.”
“Bob, she’s still here.”
