Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“All females named Sue shall now be known as Millie.”
The out of context quotes thread
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Baby Sinclair is sitting in front of Dinosaur Elder*
“So you’ve come for a name.”
“Yeah! Give me a good one!”
“This child shall be called- ACK! ACK!”
“Come on! Spit it out!”
*Dinosaur scribe writing down everything the Dinosaur Elder is saying and repeating it*
“Ack! Ack!”
“I’m dying, you idiot!”
“I’m Dying You Idiot!”
*Elder falls down dead*
“Done! *Scribe stamps Approved on the paper* Next!”
“So you’ve come for a name.”
“Yeah! Give me a good one!”
“This child shall be called- ACK! ACK!”
“Come on! Spit it out!”
*Dinosaur scribe writing down everything the Dinosaur Elder is saying and repeating it*
“Ack! Ack!”
“I’m dying, you idiot!”
“I’m Dying You Idiot!”
*Elder falls down dead*
“Done! *Scribe stamps Approved on the paper* Next!”
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ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"I'm sorry, I don't speak Canadian."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Any word that sounds like ‘smoo’ will now be banned. The number two will now be known as ‘not one’.”
“So let’s see, that one, not one, three, four, five!”
“Yeah. See how easy it is?”
“So let’s see, that one, not one, three, four, five!”
“Yeah. See how easy it is?”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Please do not sample the frosting. It's made of mercury."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Let’s play!”
*Baby Sinclair hits Grapdelite with a wooden spoon*
“Ooooo! Ha ha ha! The innocence of children!”
“Yes!”
*Baby hits the Grapdelite even more*
“Oooo! The unbridled spirit of youth! *Laughs*”
“Yeah!”
*Baby hits Grapdelite again*
“Oooooo! GIMME THAT! *Grabs Spoon* HERE’S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE!”
“Hey! HEY!”
*Grapdelite smacks Baby with the spoon*
“Ha ha ha! Again!”
*Grapdelite swings back and hits the other Grapdelite before hitting Baby again*
“I don’t know what came over me! I love children!”
*Baby Sinclair hits Grapdelite with a wooden spoon*
“Ooooo! Ha ha ha! The innocence of children!”
“Yes!”
*Baby hits the Grapdelite even more*
“Oooo! The unbridled spirit of youth! *Laughs*”
“Yeah!”
*Baby hits Grapdelite again*
“Oooooo! GIMME THAT! *Grabs Spoon* HERE’S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE!”
“Hey! HEY!”
*Grapdelite smacks Baby with the spoon*
“Ha ha ha! Again!”
*Grapdelite swings back and hits the other Grapdelite before hitting Baby again*
“I don’t know what came over me! I love children!”
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ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"We've censored the media since these fans have decided that mass destruction would make a wonderful birthday gift."
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?!”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Compliments in the workplace can easily become misconstrued and taken as flirtation. Now, a short example. In this example, a Klokateer will be equipped with a shocking mechanism that will help guide him into behaving properly at work."
"Is that a new belt?"
"Yes, it is."
"It looks very good." *Gets shocked* "AAHH!"
"Saying that your belt looks good could be taken as a sexual advance. Let's try that again."
"Is that a new belt?"
"Yes."
"That is good information to have." *An alarm blares*
"Saying something like 'that is good information to have' could be kind of creepy and make it seem like he's compiling information for a parking lot attack or home invasion, and THAT's harassment!"
*Gets shocked* "AAHH, ****!"
"Cursing in the workplace can also make people feel awkward. Now let's try that again."
"Is that a new belt?"
"Yes, it is."
*Gets shocked* "AAHH!"
"Best to avoid all those compliments and continue working. Now let's watch again without all those confusing compliments."
*Klokateer walks past the other Klokateer in defeat*
"Is that a new belt?"
"Yes, it is."
"It looks very good." *Gets shocked* "AAHH!"
"Saying that your belt looks good could be taken as a sexual advance. Let's try that again."
"Is that a new belt?"
"Yes."
"That is good information to have." *An alarm blares*
"Saying something like 'that is good information to have' could be kind of creepy and make it seem like he's compiling information for a parking lot attack or home invasion, and THAT's harassment!"
*Gets shocked* "AAHH, ****!"
"Cursing in the workplace can also make people feel awkward. Now let's try that again."
"Is that a new belt?"
"Yes, it is."
*Gets shocked* "AAHH!"
"Best to avoid all those compliments and continue working. Now let's watch again without all those confusing compliments."
*Klokateer walks past the other Klokateer in defeat*
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"You mean I get to destroy United States history?!"
*trying to get vehicle to start*
"Great, not even halfway through Canada right now and we're stuck."
"Oh hey there! You having some car troubles, eh?"
"We're trying to get to the North Pole."
"I don't suppose you're from triple A, are you?"
"Who?"
"Triple A, you know? AAA."
"Oh! AA, eh? I just came from AA."
"No, not AA, AAA!"
"Yeah, that's what I said. AA, eh?"
"Oh, so you ARE from triple A."
"Oh no, that's AAA. I just came from AA, eh?"
"Stewie, I think he's just a drunk."
"Well drunk or not, can you help us?"
"I can if you want to join AA, eh?"
"No, I'm already a member of AAA. I need help with the car!"
"Ohhh I see. Yeah, looks like you got some water leakage. You might need a hose, eh?"
"Jose, Roberta, whatever. If you've got some latinos here that could fix cars, that'd be great."
"No, I mean it looks like you need a part, eh?"
"Yeah, when it's fixed we can celebrate, but let's deal with first things first."
"Well I can probably take you to a gas station, eh? You have cash, eh?"
"I don't know. My name carries a little weight, but I don't see how that matters here."
"Look, we don't have enough cash to fix the car. We're kind of on our way to the North Pole."
"Oh, a car won't take you there anyway. But if you like you can take my snowmobile!"
"Really? You'd just give it to us?"
"Oh sure! That's what Canadian hospitality is all about. If you like you can have all my money and my leg."
"Okay."
"Great, not even halfway through Canada right now and we're stuck."
"Oh hey there! You having some car troubles, eh?"
"We're trying to get to the North Pole."
"I don't suppose you're from triple A, are you?"
"Who?"
"Triple A, you know? AAA."
"Oh! AA, eh? I just came from AA."
"No, not AA, AAA!"
"Yeah, that's what I said. AA, eh?"
"Oh, so you ARE from triple A."
"Oh no, that's AAA. I just came from AA, eh?"
"Stewie, I think he's just a drunk."
"Well drunk or not, can you help us?"
"I can if you want to join AA, eh?"
"No, I'm already a member of AAA. I need help with the car!"
"Ohhh I see. Yeah, looks like you got some water leakage. You might need a hose, eh?"
"Jose, Roberta, whatever. If you've got some latinos here that could fix cars, that'd be great."
"No, I mean it looks like you need a part, eh?"
"Yeah, when it's fixed we can celebrate, but let's deal with first things first."
"Well I can probably take you to a gas station, eh? You have cash, eh?"
"I don't know. My name carries a little weight, but I don't see how that matters here."
"Look, we don't have enough cash to fix the car. We're kind of on our way to the North Pole."
"Oh, a car won't take you there anyway. But if you like you can take my snowmobile!"
"Really? You'd just give it to us?"
"Oh sure! That's what Canadian hospitality is all about. If you like you can have all my money and my leg."
"Okay."
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Guys, listen, I'm dying! I don't have the time to do the things I love anymore... Like taking drugs!"
Then Brian comes in, and I change up the tempo. Brian comes in, and it changes the song. Lookin at me like he thinks I’m a douchebag, but he’s gonna learn pretty fast that he’s wrong. Hey Brian why are you bringing me down, man? Why are you bringing me down, DON’T BRING ME DOWN! 
rocketspruggs
𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔩 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤
"I think cheese is better than cake, because you can have cheesecake, but you can't have cakecheese!"
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Oh **** yes! I'm gonna get laid! Oh, thank you Craigslist!"
