The out of context quotes thread

[rocketspruggs]

"Maybe I deserve a praise for my hard work!"

"You were making sandwiches..."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"If you don't stand with your fellow Canadians, then you are a rat!"

"Don't call me a rat, buddy!"

"I'm not your buddy, friend!"

"He's not your friend, guy!"

"I'm not your guy, buddy!"

"He's not your buddy, friend!"

"I'm not your friend, guy!"

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

“This cat, on the other hand, was its own animal. All cats give that impression, of course, but instead of the mindless animal self-absorption that passes for secret wisdom in the creatures, Greebo radiated genuine intelligence.
He also radiated a smell that would have knocked over a wall and caused sinus trouble in a dead fox.”

 

[Beanz]

context: my boyfriend and i were playing wii sports baseball.

me: (jokingly) i’m your opp.

him: you ain’t my opp, you look like you’re on your way to BIBLE STUDY.

 

[SkyKnight03]

"Hello me, meet the real me".

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"self love? in this economy?" - Penguinie

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“M.A.N.D.R.O.B.O.T: Monkeys And Nice Doggies Relax On Bellies Of Turtles.”
“What kind of acronym is that?!”
“Well maybe if you weren’t in such a rush, I could’ve come up with a better one!”

 

[Suguri]

"My fellow felines, no animal has more liberty than the cat! The cat is the best anarchist!!"
"Yeah!"
"We agree!"
"What's an anarchist?"
"Beats me!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t send you to the Principal’s office.”
*Do you like donuts?*
“Does it look like I don’t?! I’ll take that! There goes my diet but it was worth it. Come to mama! *Gulp* Ohhhhhhh that was so gooooooood!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“Welcome back to Fox News. I’m blonde.”

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

"Imagine your life is like Zelda Ocarina of Time. Your GPA is like the Spiritual Stones. You get them so you can open the Door of Time and become an adult. After that they become shiny mantle piece decorations for the rest of the game."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Oh this is Cindy’s shoe, isn’t it? Yes, what happened to her was so-teehee- tragic. Thank you so much for reminding me of the wonderfu-tragic tragic events of this afternoon.”

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

“Oh, I feel very angry a lot of the time, but I just put it away somewhere until I can do something useful with it.”

 

[You got mail!]

“Ah, you know how it is with video game characters. Give ‘em a little bit of fame, and it all goes to their heads.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Go find a Morning buddy and play.”
*Nugget gave me a pill….”
“Oh dibs! Gimme that! *Gulp* Ooooooh that feels nice! Thank you for bringing this to my attention and go play or whatever….”
*Player tries getting into another person’s cubby*
“Hey! Don’t go looking through others’- You know what? I really don’t care. Do whatever you want and knock yourself out….”

 

[You got mail!]

“What do nightmares taste like, anyway?”

“Pepsi.”

 

[QueenCobra]

“He's a billionaire who should be a millionaire and you know why he's not a millionaire? Because he's dead "

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

”I actually do have polio.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Don’t be a jerk
And don’t be a fool
Be a good neighbor
And follow these rules”
*Electric Guitar amp feedback plays as singing Snacks are staring at grungier looking snacks holding instruments before resuming singing*
“What are these rules?
Remember to keep
Your shoes on at all times
Don’t pull your [thing] out unless you really need to
Indecent exposure is a Class Two felony….”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I will bite your torso and give you a disease!”