“Hey, here’s a weird thing I’ve noticed. I’m Diddy Kong and you’re Donkey Kong. We’re all Kongs. Are we all related?”
*Donkey, Dixie, and Candy are now confused *
“Okay on the count of three, we all say our grandpa’s name. One, two….”
*Everyone* “Cranky Kong.”
*Maggie shows Marge the mug she made for her for Mother’s Day*
“Oh how sweet. It’s the mug you made me for Mother’s Day. You know what else I got? A vacuum that cleans the outside! I guess cleaning the inside wasn’t enough.”
Kids, your father is going to be just fine. Okay, everybody, put on your corpse handling gloves. We’ve got two frozen bodies buried somewhere in this mountain.
Did you hear that, Lise? Dad’s gonna be just fine.
‘Don’t cry! Sparkle is safe now, and we did that. Thanks to us, he’s going to grow up and be anything he wants to be. A strapping horse whisperer, or a sexy hitman or whatever.’
"Daddy says, 'Two on one is only fair and square'."
"The only things 'Square' here are your heads!"
^a conversation in Puyo Pop Fever, between Amitie and a father and son Frankenstein duo.
“There’s only one way to settle this.”
“I’ll say there is!”
“You two have to slug it out. Beth, you get to use a sock stuffed with quarters to offset the size difference.”
“YAY!”
*Milo and Beth run off in opposite directions to prepare for their fight*
‘All unfit citizens of Lemongrab must be reconditioned!’ ‘Man, are you crazy?’
‘YEEEEEAAAAOOOOOOMEEEEEEEE’
‘I have to use my sound sword now! IT’S A SOUND SWOOOOOORD! *children screaming and exploding*
