The out of context quotes thread
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’m hungry! I’m hungry! I’M HUNGRY!!!!!!!”
*Cut to little Muriel sitting at the table and Courage places a plate of macaroni and cheese in front of her*
“This stinks! I hate it this way!”
“What’s wrong with it?”
“Less cheese!”
*Courage cooks some new Mac and cheese and puts it down in front of Muriel*
“More macaroni.”
*Courage cooks again and places the plate in front of Muriel*
“Less macaroni!”
*Courage is getting increasingly annoyed cooking some more and keeps putting the plate Down in front of Muriel as she complains*
“More cheese!”
“More cheese AND macaroni!”
“TOO MUCH MACARONI!!!!!”
*Courage puts down another plate of macaroni and cheese in front of Muriel*
“Ooooo perfect! *Muriel suddenly throws the plate into Courage’s face* I hate macaroni and cheese.”
*Cut to little Muriel sitting at the table and Courage places a plate of macaroni and cheese in front of her*
“This stinks! I hate it this way!”
“What’s wrong with it?”
“Less cheese!”
*Courage cooks some new Mac and cheese and puts it down in front of Muriel*
“More macaroni.”
*Courage cooks again and places the plate in front of Muriel*
“Less macaroni!”
*Courage is getting increasingly annoyed cooking some more and keeps putting the plate Down in front of Muriel as she complains*
“More cheese!”
“More cheese AND macaroni!”
“TOO MUCH MACARONI!!!!!”
*Courage puts down another plate of macaroni and cheese in front of Muriel*
“Ooooo perfect! *Muriel suddenly throws the plate into Courage’s face* I hate macaroni and cheese.”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Woof woof.”
*Peggy pointing outside of the clubhouse door*
“What’s this? It looks like a dog!”
*Milo gets excited and runs out only to find a man on a leash being held by Helga and is disappointed*
“It’s just Homeless Bill.”
“Nuh uh! It’s your new doggy!”
“I’m whatever you want me to be as long as you keep the horse meat coming.”
“He smells. I’m keeping him! Fetch boy!”
*Milo throws a stick and Bill chases it into the street and picks it up when a net suddenly comes down on him. Bill is then put into a van by two dog catchers*
“Hey! What are you doing with me? I’m a man!”
“Sure you are. That’s what they all say.”
*Dog catchers drive off with Bill*
“That was weird.”
*Peggy pointing outside of the clubhouse door*
“What’s this? It looks like a dog!”
*Milo gets excited and runs out only to find a man on a leash being held by Helga and is disappointed*
“It’s just Homeless Bill.”
“Nuh uh! It’s your new doggy!”
“I’m whatever you want me to be as long as you keep the horse meat coming.”
“He smells. I’m keeping him! Fetch boy!”
*Milo throws a stick and Bill chases it into the street and picks it up when a net suddenly comes down on him. Bill is then put into a van by two dog catchers*
“Hey! What are you doing with me? I’m a man!”
“Sure you are. That’s what they all say.”
*Dog catchers drive off with Bill*
“That was weird.”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“You've never had the zaza bean at Cocobamba's?“
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I like shorts!”
Teamwork is overrated.
Huh?
Think about it. I mean, what team was Babe Ruth on? Who knows.
Yankees.
Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And what’s all this crap I’ve been hearing about “tolerance?”
Hmm, your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Huh?
Think about it. I mean, what team was Babe Ruth on? Who knows.
Yankees.
Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And what’s all this crap I’ve been hearing about “tolerance?”
Hmm, your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Mario falls from the castle ceiling from high up in the air and lands face down unconscious in front of Toad and the transformed King*
“Where’s the wand?”
*Wand falls from the sky and impales Mario in the back*
“Found it!”
“Where’s the wand?”
*Wand falls from the sky and impales Mario in the back*
“Found it!”
"They're comfy and easy to wear!" (sorry, I had to)
