The out of context quotes thread

[coffeeplant]

"This town is full of monsters! How can you sit here and eat pizza?"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Draco like fire!”
*Puppet Pal Harry Potter ignites a gas stove burner to set a puppet sized puppet version of Draco Malfoy on fire*

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"You know, sometimes I wonder if you're truly happy in your work."

"I'm not."

"I really do..."

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

“The thing is, I mean, there’s times when you look at the universe and you think, 'What about me?' and you can just hear the universe replying, 'Well, what about you?'”