The out of context quotes thread

[Plainbluetees]

"Dude, this car kicks ass, and I can watch Madagascar while I'm driving!"

"What kind of music do you like, Gloria?"
"Hippo-hop! Woooo-hoo! Yeah, baby!"

"HAHAHAHA, dude those animals are so ****ing funny, they make me want to merge without looking!"

"Yeah, RUMSFELD!!!!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Children eating cake inside their mouths!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I speak from the heart, Neville. No one likes you.”
“It’s true. It’s a fact.”
“Even I look down on you. Me!”
“Oh. If that’s how you feel. Neville self destruct!”
*Butternut squash Neville explodes and leaves chunks of himself all over the place. The Harry Potter Puppet Pals are now horrified at what they’ve just witnessed*
“What just happened?! I- I- I didn’t know that could happen!”
“What the bloody [heck] was that?!”