ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"STOP JUST STANDING THERE, AND DO SOMETHING!!!"
The out of context quotes thread
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*Someone from Hinata's group finds an ad in a newspaper*
"Hey, what is this? We got to check out this Kumon Academy for ourselves! I bet they have a killer volleyball team."
*Hinata and everyone arrive at a rundown building with the word "Kumon" on it and a smiley face*
"Is this it?"
"I guess so."
*All of a sudden one of the teachers approaches the group*
"Hey, where's your volleyball team at? We want to play them."
"Volleyball team? Oh no, you misunderstand. Here at Kumon Academy you have to learn your ABCs AND how to add and subtract before you're allowed to play volleyball."
"Wait, what?!?"
*a video plays with the first opening for Haikyuu, Imagination, except at the "c'mon, c'mon, c'mon" part it's automatically changed to "Kumon, Kumon, Kumon, welcome to KUMON Academy" and Hinata and the others are shown looking very uncomfortable while studying with the professors behind them with tasers*
"Hey, what is this? We got to check out this Kumon Academy for ourselves! I bet they have a killer volleyball team."
*Hinata and everyone arrive at a rundown building with the word "Kumon" on it and a smiley face*
"Is this it?"
"I guess so."
*All of a sudden one of the teachers approaches the group*
"Hey, where's your volleyball team at? We want to play them."
"Volleyball team? Oh no, you misunderstand. Here at Kumon Academy you have to learn your ABCs AND how to add and subtract before you're allowed to play volleyball."
"Wait, what?!?"
*a video plays with the first opening for Haikyuu, Imagination, except at the "c'mon, c'mon, c'mon" part it's automatically changed to "Kumon, Kumon, Kumon, welcome to KUMON Academy" and Hinata and the others are shown looking very uncomfortable while studying with the professors behind them with tasers*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“YOU CAN’T GO OUT INTO THE WOODS! WHO KNOW WHAT DANGER LIES (or lays- I can never remember which) OUT THERE!!!!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Are you Gretel? I was expecting Gretel. And her bristly butch brother Hansel too.”
“Nope Just me and these DOGGIES!”
“Nope Just me and these DOGGIES!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Reginald used to nothing
Now he’s a koala
And as cute as a button!”
Now he’s a koala
And as cute as a button!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“You strangle your own son?! That’s insane!”
QueenCobra
yassified for anonymity
“But, Diva, what am I going to wear?”
rocketspruggs
♡ Hayley ☆
"Friends, today, we're gonna learn about zamwopples!"
"Zamwopples."
"What the heck is a, "zamwopple"?"
"Great question, a zamwopple is defined as a wopple that zams."
"Zamwopples."
"What the heck is a, "zamwopple"?"
"Great question, a zamwopple is defined as a wopple that zams."
rocketspruggs
♡ Hayley ☆
"It all started in an Egyptian tomb...legend had it that whover stole the pharaoh's treasure would be rich, and I was the only one crazy enough to do it...or so I thought. Of course, getting inside the pyramid was the easy part—the hard part was the never-ending barrage of booby traps."
[Cricket snickers] "Booby traps."
"Listen up, boy!
[Cricket snickers] "Booby traps."
"Listen up, boy!
xSuperMario64x
love of my life 💙💜
"vegan bacon? that is an oxymoron, emphasis on the moron part."
"Guys, do we have anyone else who can help defeat this Stand? Anyone at all?"
*all of a sudden a heavily edited Mr. Peanut appears*
"I'M HERE! It's me, Mr. Pistachioyin!"
"Kakyoin?!? Is that really you?!?"
"No, I'm Kakyoin's long lost twin brother, Mr. Pistachioyin!"
"Can you defeat this enemy Stand?"
"I can certainly do my best! Pistachioyin Splashioyin!"
*all of a sudden Mr. Pistachioyin twirls as a huge quantity of pistachios and other nuts hit the enemy Stand, and are surprisingly effective*
"Ouch, my eyes! Are these even edible?!"
*eventually the enemy Stand gets so annoyed and pelted by nuts that it gives up and retreats*
"Wow, Mr. Pistachioyin, I gotta hand it to ya. You really know how to fight."
"Thanks, weirdly-looking tall-and-built man! And if you ever need anything else from me, just go grab some pistachios at the store and I'll appear to save the day again!"
"O-Okay, thanks..."
*all of a sudden a heavily edited Mr. Peanut appears*
"I'M HERE! It's me, Mr. Pistachioyin!"
"Kakyoin?!? Is that really you?!?"
"No, I'm Kakyoin's long lost twin brother, Mr. Pistachioyin!"
"Can you defeat this enemy Stand?"
"I can certainly do my best! Pistachioyin Splashioyin!"
*all of a sudden Mr. Pistachioyin twirls as a huge quantity of pistachios and other nuts hit the enemy Stand, and are surprisingly effective*
"Ouch, my eyes! Are these even edible?!"
*eventually the enemy Stand gets so annoyed and pelted by nuts that it gives up and retreats*
"Wow, Mr. Pistachioyin, I gotta hand it to ya. You really know how to fight."
"Thanks, weirdly-looking tall-and-built man! And if you ever need anything else from me, just go grab some pistachios at the store and I'll appear to save the day again!"
"O-Okay, thanks..."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Nugget misses his arm….”
Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
"He was incredibly simple, but in the same way that a sword is simple, or an ambush is simple. He was also possibly the most linear thinker in the history of the universe. The sun is simple. A sword is simple. A storm is simple. Behind everything simple is a huge tail of complicated."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Go get me something vegan.”
“What’s vegan?”
“I don’t know but I know it’s supposed to be good for you!”
“What’s vegan?”
“I don’t know but I know it’s supposed to be good for you!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Oooo this looks like fun. A bench!”
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