The out of context quotes thread

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"STOP JUST STANDING THERE, AND DO SOMETHING!!!"

 

[Midoriya]

*Someone from Hinata's group finds an ad in a newspaper*

"Hey, what is this? We got to check out this Kumon Academy for ourselves! I bet they have a killer volleyball team."

*Hinata and everyone arrive at a rundown building with the word "Kumon" on it and a smiley face*

"Is this it?"

"I guess so."

*All of a sudden one of the teachers approaches the group*

"Hey, where's your volleyball team at? We want to play them."

"Volleyball team? Oh no, you misunderstand. Here at Kumon Academy you have to learn your ABCs AND how to add and subtract before you're allowed to play volleyball."

"Wait, what?!?"

*a video plays with the first opening for Haikyuu, Imagination, except at the "c'mon, c'mon, c'mon" part it's automatically changed to "Kumon, Kumon, Kumon, welcome to KUMON Academy" and Hinata and the others are shown looking very uncomfortable while studying with the professors behind them with tasers*

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“YOU CAN’T GO OUT INTO THE WOODS! WHO KNOW WHAT DANGER LIES (or lays- I can never remember which) OUT THERE!!!!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Are you Gretel? I was expecting Gretel. And her bristly butch brother Hansel too.”
“Nope Just me and these DOGGIES!”

 

[Midoriya]

"Billy supremacy is real."

...

"I have done it. I have reached Bill-E-Enlightenment." *angelic noises*

-friend and I's conversation

 

[-Blue-]

"WELL THAT'S JUST GREAT! I was just thinking: what we really need right now is a guy in a cape whose only superpower is that he eats a lot of CUPCAKES!!!"
"I also eat sprinkles!"
"THAT'S NOT HELPFUL!!!"

lol this is funny, reminds me of this Futurama clip!