The out of context quotes thread

[Yukari Yakumo]

“If the Creator had said, "Let there be light" in Ankh-Morpork, he'd have got no further because of all the people saying "What colour?”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“AND RONALD COLEMAN SENT ME A DEAD OWL!”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Let that be a lesson to evil-doers everywhere: Never underestimate the power of underwear."

"Who the heck are you?"