The out of context quotes thread

[Midoriya]

"Diddy in real life: DK's sidekick. Is arguably a lesser sidekick than Tails."

"Diddy in this song: The God of Music. Plays songs to bring smiles to the people, but is a ruthless conqueror with angel wings, known for killing kings and striking down thugs with his lighting arrows."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! BEN AFFLECK’S NAKED IN MY BED!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Mommy wishes Ben Affleck was naked in her bed!”

 

[Luna_12]

"I scream, "what am i doing outside? How'd i get out of my house? am i a werewolf? DID I EAT ANYBODY?!"
- Broccolo, Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

I don't know if this counts, but...

Actually, never mind. I found a better place for this.

 

[Luna_12]

"They say the island is just a game.
And everything we say? Or do? It's just to amuse somebody else!"
- Broccolo, Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

 

[Shellzilla_515]

"Why are eggs 8 dollars?!?!?"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Owning a gun is better than having a baby!”

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

"Stay away from my baby!"
"But mother, I love him."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Tutti and Todd....”
“YOU MUSTN’T SAY THEIR NAMES!”

 

[Midoriya]

"Smeargle? LOL! What the **** is it going to mega evolve into? An even more talented painter? Is it going to grow two more heads and become ******* Cerberus?! I have NO clue, LMAO!"

 

[WhiteLily210]

"Told you my bones pop alot"

"Huh. Well then tell the doctor that you're crunchy"

 

[-Blue-]

Let's have some of that ice cream.
Okay, here we go. First bowl of a new era. Oh, ugh, nasty.
Give it here, give it here, give it here. Don't throw it out.
No, no, I wouldn't eat that.
Just give it to me.
It's not ready yet.
Give it to me. Wow, that is something there. As your first customer, I can tell you, you don't change a thing, you know.
Teddy, you'll eat anything.
What? I won't eat anything. I'm pretty discerning.
Eat this.
What was that? Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby. Don't feed a guy a sponge.
You put it in your mouth, Teddy.

 

[Midoriya]

"Now listen, Black Dynamite may not know where you came from or what you do, but unless you want the streets to be taken over he suggests you take him to see Elvis, so that he may give him an *** whoopin' so hard that Jackie Chan's ancestors and his ancestor's ancestors roll in their graves, you dig?"

"U-uh sure, I think I can arrange that."

 

[coffeeplant]

"I'll have 2 number nines, a number nine large. A number six with extra dip. A number seven. Two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda."

 

[QueenCobra]

"Attaboy, Luther!"

"Karate...made my whole body a weapon."

"Calm? Do 'murder' and 'calm' go together?"

"You don't seem to realize the cosmic importance of this."

"I understand that you're president of the International Conclave for Unidentified Flying Objects."
"That is correct, sir.
"Where was your last meeting held?"
"On Mars."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“B**** I’M FROM CHICAGO!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I am your singing telegram!”
*BANG!*

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Indira Gandhi ran a whole big country
That’s not easy even if you’re a guy!”

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"vibing at the county fair and a guardian shows up and explodes a nearby ferris wheel" - me 5 min ago

 

[Midoriya]

"I saw a whole *** and I was like NAHHH. Horse guy."