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The out of context quotes thread

"I scream, "what am i doing outside? How'd i get out of my house? am i a werewolf? DID I EAT ANYBODY?!"
- Broccolo, Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
 
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I don't know if this counts, but...
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Actually, never mind. I found a better place for this.
 
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Let's have some of that ice cream.
Okay, here we go. First bowl of a new era. Oh, ugh, nasty.
Give it here, give it here, give it here. Don't throw it out.
No, no, I wouldn't eat that.
Just give it to me.
It's not ready yet.
Give it to me. Wow, that is something there. As your first customer, I can tell you, you don't change a thing, you know.
Teddy, you'll eat anything.
What? I won't eat anything. I'm pretty discerning.
Eat this.
What was that? Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby. Don't feed a guy a sponge.
You put it in your mouth, Teddy.
 
"Now listen, Black Dynamite may not know where you came from or what you do, but unless you want the streets to be taken over he suggests you take him to see Elvis, so that he may give him an *** whoopin' so hard that Jackie Chan's ancestors and his ancestor's ancestors roll in their graves, you dig?"

"U-uh sure, I think I can arrange that."
 
"Attaboy, Luther!"

"Karate...made my whole body a weapon."

"Calm? Do 'murder' and 'calm' go together?"

"You don't seem to realize the cosmic importance of this."

"I understand that you're president of the International Conclave for Unidentified Flying Objects."
"That is correct, sir.
"Where was your last meeting held?"
"On Mars."
 
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