xSuperMario64x
call me Bug 🇨🇦💜🐛
"well what was I supposed to do, not dance with a dog?"
The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
- Start date
Phecdasolar
Neophyte Night-Owl
"The gentle touch of a crab."
-my little brother
-my little brother
*Pokemon supermarket music*
"Oh, what a lovely day! There's absolutely nothing that can go wrong on this wonderful Tuesday!"
"I was having a good day too until you said that. That kind of sounded weirdly suspicious, man."
*Ash runs in with a gun*
"ALRIGHT, EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW."
"Ash Ketchum, it's you! Would you like to heal your Pokemon?"
"Shut the **** up, Nurse Joy!"
"Yes, or no?"
"NO, this is a robbery! I--"
"We hope to see you again!"
"I-I want you to put all the cash you have in this backpack!"
"Ash Ketchum, it's you!"
"Did you hear what I just said?!?"
"Would you like to heal your Pokemon?"
"NO, I don't want to heal my Pokemon! Put the money in the bag now!" *waves gun*
"See what you did? Because of your weird *** statement the Pokemon center's getting robbed!"
"Me? Listen buddy, all I said is I'm having a lovely day!"
"You think this is a joke?!? Give me all the money you have right now!"
"Omg, that 10 year old has a gun!"
"Isn't that illegal or something? I thought you could only use Pokemon to do that!"
"Someone call a police officer here?"
"...no?"
"Oh shut up, I invited myself in anyway!"
"Don't come any closer, I'm not afraid to shoot!"
"You don't want to do this, Ash! I'm going to stop you with my level 10 Rattata!"
*Rattata comes out of pokeball only to narrowly avoid a bullet*
"Oh ****, he's serious..."
"How was I supposed to know this psycho was going to come in today of all days???"
"Maybe keep your mouth shut next time!"
"If someone doesn't put money in my backpack right now, I'm shooting everyone in this Pokemon Center right now!"
"Kid, there's no money in here!"
"Pokemon Center is a free to use enterprise!"
"We're actually $50,000 in debt!"
*Gary shows up*
"Hehehehe... don't worry guys, I defeated an entire Team Rocket organization. This Ash fool's got nothing against me!"
*Ash Ketchum fires a bullet into the air*
"Just kidding!" *Gary shuts the door and runs*
"I don't even know why Gary said anything, he can't even beat Ash without a gun!"
"I just don't understand why you're blaming ME for all of this, man!"
"I mean, this whole fiasco started right after YOU decided to jinx this Tuesday!"
*Professor Oak breaks in*
"Ash Ketchum, there's a time and place for everything, but not now!"
"Shut the **** up, Professor Oak!"
"Wow, I really thought that would work..."
"If anyone comes any closer I'm gonna shoot her!"
"Ash Ketchum, it's you!"
"Stop Ash, I brought Pikachu, he wants to speak with you!"
"What...? You're lying! Pikachu has been gone since season one! You just got a random Pikachu again! You think I won't notice the difference!"
*Pikachu walks in*
"Put the gun down, Ash..."
"Pikachu? Pikachu, I thought you were gone!"
"I was gone, Ash, but now I'm back! I'm disgusted by how low you've fallen."
"25 years, Pikachu! They've been making me do this for 25 years, Pikachu!"
"I know, Ash, I know..."
"I thought he was 10 years old!"
"Shhh!"
"They don't want it to end, Pikachu! They keep coming out with new Pokemon! If I want to stop this, I have to do this my way!"
"This isn't the way, Ash! Trust me! If you just drop the gun and listen to me I promise you we'll figure it out!"
*Ash waves the gun again*
"You're lying! You're just gonna leave again!"
"I'm not lying, Ash! Look at me. I pinky promise."
"Pinky promise?"
"Pinky promise, Ash."
"Ya know? Maybe you're right, I shouldn't have blamed you for the robbery."
"No no dude, it's okay. I totally understand where you're coming from. That was totally weird of me to randomly say how lovely today was."
*Pikachu comforting Ash*
"There there, it's gonna be alright, Ash Ketchum."
*Pikachu takes the gun and hands it to Professor Oak*
"Alright, he's unarmed! Police, arrest him!"
"What?"
"Get the **** off me!"
"You have the right to remain silent, Ash Ketchum..."
"What is this?! You tricked me, Pikachu! I thought you were my best friend! You pinky promised!"
*Pikachu takes a bunch of cash from Professor Oak*
"Don't take it personally, kid. It's show business."
*ending credits*
"Oh, what a lovely day! There's absolutely nothing that can go wrong on this wonderful Tuesday!"
"I was having a good day too until you said that. That kind of sounded weirdly suspicious, man."
*Ash runs in with a gun*
"ALRIGHT, EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW."
"Ash Ketchum, it's you! Would you like to heal your Pokemon?"
"Shut the **** up, Nurse Joy!"
"Yes, or no?"
"NO, this is a robbery! I--"
"We hope to see you again!"
"I-I want you to put all the cash you have in this backpack!"
"Ash Ketchum, it's you!"
"Did you hear what I just said?!?"
"Would you like to heal your Pokemon?"
"NO, I don't want to heal my Pokemon! Put the money in the bag now!" *waves gun*
"See what you did? Because of your weird *** statement the Pokemon center's getting robbed!"
"Me? Listen buddy, all I said is I'm having a lovely day!"
"You think this is a joke?!? Give me all the money you have right now!"
"Omg, that 10 year old has a gun!"
"Isn't that illegal or something? I thought you could only use Pokemon to do that!"
"Someone call a police officer here?"
"...no?"
"Oh shut up, I invited myself in anyway!"
"Don't come any closer, I'm not afraid to shoot!"
"You don't want to do this, Ash! I'm going to stop you with my level 10 Rattata!"
*Rattata comes out of pokeball only to narrowly avoid a bullet*
"Oh ****, he's serious..."
"How was I supposed to know this psycho was going to come in today of all days???"
"Maybe keep your mouth shut next time!"
"If someone doesn't put money in my backpack right now, I'm shooting everyone in this Pokemon Center right now!"
"Kid, there's no money in here!"
"Pokemon Center is a free to use enterprise!"
"We're actually $50,000 in debt!"
*Gary shows up*
"Hehehehe... don't worry guys, I defeated an entire Team Rocket organization. This Ash fool's got nothing against me!"
*Ash Ketchum fires a bullet into the air*
"Just kidding!" *Gary shuts the door and runs*
"I don't even know why Gary said anything, he can't even beat Ash without a gun!"
"I just don't understand why you're blaming ME for all of this, man!"
"I mean, this whole fiasco started right after YOU decided to jinx this Tuesday!"
*Professor Oak breaks in*
"Ash Ketchum, there's a time and place for everything, but not now!"
"Shut the **** up, Professor Oak!"
"Wow, I really thought that would work..."
"If anyone comes any closer I'm gonna shoot her!"
"Ash Ketchum, it's you!"
"Stop Ash, I brought Pikachu, he wants to speak with you!"
"What...? You're lying! Pikachu has been gone since season one! You just got a random Pikachu again! You think I won't notice the difference!"
*Pikachu walks in*
"Put the gun down, Ash..."
"Pikachu? Pikachu, I thought you were gone!"
"I was gone, Ash, but now I'm back! I'm disgusted by how low you've fallen."
"25 years, Pikachu! They've been making me do this for 25 years, Pikachu!"
"I know, Ash, I know..."
"I thought he was 10 years old!"
"Shhh!"
"They don't want it to end, Pikachu! They keep coming out with new Pokemon! If I want to stop this, I have to do this my way!"
"This isn't the way, Ash! Trust me! If you just drop the gun and listen to me I promise you we'll figure it out!"
*Ash waves the gun again*
"You're lying! You're just gonna leave again!"
"I'm not lying, Ash! Look at me. I pinky promise."
"Pinky promise?"
"Pinky promise, Ash."
"Ya know? Maybe you're right, I shouldn't have blamed you for the robbery."
"No no dude, it's okay. I totally understand where you're coming from. That was totally weird of me to randomly say how lovely today was."
*Pikachu comforting Ash*
"There there, it's gonna be alright, Ash Ketchum."
*Pikachu takes the gun and hands it to Professor Oak*
"Alright, he's unarmed! Police, arrest him!"
"What?"
"Get the **** off me!"
"You have the right to remain silent, Ash Ketchum..."
"What is this?! You tricked me, Pikachu! I thought you were my best friend! You pinky promised!"
*Pikachu takes a bunch of cash from Professor Oak*
"Don't take it personally, kid. It's show business."
*ending credits*
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coffeeplant
✩ brewster's apprentice ✩
"I'm Ethan Wate, by the way."
"You're Ethan Wate? Oh my god you mean Ethan Wate drove me home?!"
"You've heard about me?"
"No."
"You're Ethan Wate? Oh my god you mean Ethan Wate drove me home?!"
"You've heard about me?"
"No."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Don’t listen to her, folks! Cigarettes don’t kill people. Cancer does!”
“But cigarettes cause cancer….”
“But cigarettes cause cancer….”
Um, Beatrice, w-why are you pretending I'm this guy's nephew?
We need money.
You're scamming him?
I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him.
What? No way.
Why not? We already stole a horse.
Hey guys.
No, we didn't. Fred's a talking horse. He can do whatever he wants.
I want to steal.
(Gasps) What!? You guys are bonkers.
We need money.
You're scamming him?
I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him.
What? No way.
Why not? We already stole a horse.
Hey guys.
No, we didn't. Fred's a talking horse. He can do whatever he wants.
I want to steal.
(Gasps) What!? You guys are bonkers.
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Your behaviour is a threat."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“You’re not gonna burn the Bible, are you?”
“Just the Jewish part.”
“Just the Jewish part.”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"It's green! You're goddamn right it is."
coffeeplant
✩ brewster's apprentice ✩
"Are you annoyed that I'm the only one who has cake?"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I know a drinking game! It’s called I Bet I Can Drink Faster Than You Can!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Dear Mr and Mrs My Parents....”
xSuperMario64x
call me Bug 🇨🇦💜🐛
"Dale! Where's Bobby? What's going on?"
"Well... he's no Toenail."
"Well... he's no Toenail."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Lucy? Is that you?”
“A whole new me! That penny knocked out 20% of my brain but it only took out the mean stuff!”
“We reformed our ways too!”
“We found Scientology! YAY!”
“A whole new me! That penny knocked out 20% of my brain but it only took out the mean stuff!”
“We reformed our ways too!”
“We found Scientology! YAY!”
"Aw crap, someone super-glued my butt to this chair and I can't get out"
"Don't worry, I'll get you out with this" *wields steak knife*
"No!"
"Or we can use my laser gun"
"NO!"
"Hmm what about this" *revs chain saw*
"Why do you even HAVE that?"
"Okay, okay, okay, calm down I have something"
*Holds up spatula*
"No- w-wait I think this will work"
*Obnoxiously scraps off superglue*
"Hey thanks!"
"Anytime buddy!"
*Later*
"Whoever broke my brand new limited edition spatula IS GONNA GET IT"
"Don't worry, I'll get you out with this" *wields steak knife*
"No!"
"Or we can use my laser gun"
"NO!"
"Hmm what about this" *revs chain saw*
"Why do you even HAVE that?"
"Okay, okay, okay, calm down I have something"
*Holds up spatula*
"No- w-wait I think this will work"
*Obnoxiously scraps off superglue*
"Hey thanks!"
"Anytime buddy!"
*Later*
"Whoever broke my brand new limited edition spatula IS GONNA GET IT"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Fluffy! My poor wittle kitty! I wonder if there’s still marrow inside these bones?”
“Only one way to find out!”
*Chainsaw revs*
“Only one way to find out!”
*Chainsaw revs*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’m Gary Coleman from Tv’s Diff’rent Strokes
Made a lot of money that got stolen by my folks!“
Made a lot of money that got stolen by my folks!“
