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The out of context quotes thread
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Get in me!”
*Jake shapeshifts into a house and Finn, Bubblegum, Lumpy Space Princess, and Marceline run inside Jake and he shuts the door leaving the Hierophant outside*
“May I come in?”
“NOPE!”
*Jake shapeshifts into a house and Finn, Bubblegum, Lumpy Space Princess, and Marceline run inside Jake and he shuts the door leaving the Hierophant outside*
“May I come in?”
“NOPE!”
ZeldaCrossing64
Jumpin' Jeepers!
"Look, I don’t care that your girlfriend’s new nose fell into a subway."
ZeldaCrossing64
Jumpin' Jeepers!
*Holding a magnifying glass* "Aha, I’ve got it! This thing makes everything look bigger!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“So there I was on my farm when the aliens arrived….”
“Can’t you remember this story in colors other than black and white?”
*Scene goes from black and white to suddenly everything being completely yellow*
“Is this enough color for you?!”
*Kids nod*
“So anyway, the aliens arrived and started to attack!”
*UFO just sits there doing nothing*
“Well?! Why are you attacking?”
*Jump inside the UFO with the alien leader and a minion standing there doing nothing*
“We refuse to attack if we’re all yellow.”
“Gee I rather like being yellow!”
*Minion is zapped from a Ray gun that the leader is holding*
“Fine! You’re not yellow anymore!”
*Everything now becomes various colors*
“Can’t you remember this story in colors other than black and white?”
*Scene goes from black and white to suddenly everything being completely yellow*
“Is this enough color for you?!”
*Kids nod*
“So anyway, the aliens arrived and started to attack!”
*UFO just sits there doing nothing*
“Well?! Why are you attacking?”
*Jump inside the UFO with the alien leader and a minion standing there doing nothing*
“We refuse to attack if we’re all yellow.”
“Gee I rather like being yellow!”
*Minion is zapped from a Ray gun that the leader is holding*
“Fine! You’re not yellow anymore!”
*Everything now becomes various colors*
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QueenCobra
Bret Hart’s callipygian sharpshooter
“You’re gay!”
“You’ll all be happy and gay if you follow our tips!”
“You’ll all be happy and gay if you follow our tips!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“So then the President asked me to save the Earth.”
*An attractive woman in a bikini with a sash that says President is rubbing her hand on the narrator’s shoulder*
“Won’t you please save us from the aliens?”
“Uh Grandpa, the United States has never had a woman as President before.”
*Female President suddenly turns into Richard Nixon and the narrator is now distressed*
“I made myself a farmer instead of a rich man with muscles. I even gave you colors! Please let me have this one thing!”
“Okay.”
*Richard Nixon changes back into the female President from before*
*An attractive woman in a bikini with a sash that says President is rubbing her hand on the narrator’s shoulder*
“Won’t you please save us from the aliens?”
“Uh Grandpa, the United States has never had a woman as President before.”
*Female President suddenly turns into Richard Nixon and the narrator is now distressed*
“I made myself a farmer instead of a rich man with muscles. I even gave you colors! Please let me have this one thing!”
“Okay.”
*Richard Nixon changes back into the female President from before*
All right. Let’s go over this one more time, just to make sure I understand the situation. *clears throat* You’re a girl?
Yes.
Oh, gosh darn it, I just don’t understand the situation. *clears throat* You’re a girl?
Yes.
Oh, gosh darn it, I just don’t understand the situation. *clears throat* You’re a girl?
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Elderly alien is sitting in front of two alien children*
“Have I ever told you about the time I almost conquered the Earth?”
“Yes Grandpa. Only a million times!”
“Too bad! You’re gonna hear it again!”
“Have I ever told you about the time I almost conquered the Earth?”
“Yes Grandpa. Only a million times!”
“Too bad! You’re gonna hear it again!”
ZeldaCrossing64
Jumpin' Jeepers!
"We have to end this nightmare, I have sugar in my eyes…"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Do we have to listen?”
“Yeah. You remember what happened to Grandma.”
“SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD WHEN I GOT THERE!!!!!!”
“Yeah. You remember what happened to Grandma.”
“SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD WHEN I GOT THERE!!!!!!”
ZeldaCrossing64
Jumpin' Jeepers!
"Did this book just insult me?!"
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