The out of context quotes thread

[Plainbluetees]

"Dude, this car kicks ass, and I can watch Madagascar while I'm driving!"

"What kind of music do you like, Gloria?"
"Hippo-hop! Woooo-hoo! Yeah, baby!"

"HAHAHAHA, dude those animals are so ****ing funny, they make me want to merge without looking!"

"Yeah, RUMSFELD!!!!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Children eating cake inside their mouths!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I speak from the heart, Neville. No one likes you.”
“It’s true. It’s a fact.”
“Even I look down on you. Me!”
“Oh. If that’s how you feel. Neville self destruct!”
*Butternut squash Neville explodes and leaves chunks of himself all over the place. The Harry Potter Puppet Pals are now horrified at what they’ve just witnessed*
“What just happened?! I- I- I didn’t know that could happen!”
“What the bloody [heck] was that?!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Oh children, all he wanted was to be your friend. And you exploded him!”

 

[Plainbluetees]

“I hate Vietnam!”
“Lily, honey, we don’t hate.”
“I hate Viet-naaaaamm!”

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

“The Count was clearly a fair-minded man. Anyone who didn't think so deserved to die.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Professor! Ron’s trapped in an alternate dimension!”
“Oh no. Not again.”
“Oh it’s the most terrible thing! It tickles in all the wrong ways.”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Puppet Snape is drunk*
“It’s my birthday? I didn’t get myself anything!”

 

[Suguri]

"What did Batman get for Valentine's Day?"
"IT BETTER NOT BE DIARRHEA!!!"
"It isn't! Seriously. He didn't get diarrhea."
"Alright, then. Hmmm... Let me think..."
...
"Okay. I give up. What did he get?"
"Diarrhea."

 

[-Blue-]

*Sneezes* My face!
Oh my God, her face fell off!
I told you!
Oh my God, that is grisly. Someone get her a bag. And nobody step on--
*Someone slips on it.*
Oh, never mind.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Piggy convinced us that she was exactly what we were looking for. She left us with no choice.”

 

[QueenCobra]

“Well that's fantastic, a really smart decision, young man. We can put that check in a Money Market Mutual Fund, then we'll reinvest the earnings into foreign currency accounts with compounding interest aaand it's gone.“

 

[rocketspruggs]

"You...you're Kakashi sensei, right?! You used the transformation jutsu to change yourself, didn't you?! It's you, you're Kakashi sensei, I say! You smell like Kakashi sensei, the smell of an old guy!"

 

[-Blue-]

"You...you're Kakashi sensei, right?! You used the transformation jutsu to change yourself, didn't you?! It's you, you're Kakashi sensei, I say! You smell like Kakashi sensei, the smell of an old guy!"

What's the matter huh? I thought you were gonna hit me tough guy. Afraid cause The Third Hokage is my grandfather?
I don't care if he's your grandmother! *Smack!*

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“John Lennon said that the Beatles were more popular than Jesus…,”
“DUDE! Even the Pope let that one go!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“No one defeats Dr Light! No one!”
*Raven appears behind the villain in a shadowy form and dark energy is being emitted from her body*
“Remember me?”
*Dr Light becomes pale and terrified*
“I’d like to go to jail now please.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Is that wine?! It’s not time for lunch! Put it away now!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I found a door. Let’s leave through it!”