The Stay at Home Moms Club

[Heyden]

Well I'm sorry if I don't want your lapse of judgement effecting my kids, I mean Macy's? What do I want them to become when they grow up? Vagrants?

THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER SHANTAE. GO BACK TO THE SLUMS OF ARMENIA

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

I don't think Bob's been able to see much of anything from under his secretary.

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I agree with Debby. She can dress as whatever she wants, wherever she wants. Please respect her decisions, even if they emotionally scar your children.

I honestly think I have enough to deal with with Natasha maybe being into the pot, I mean I can't take much more pressure, there is only so much three bottles of red wine a night can heal!

 

[Heyden]

Has anyone seen Maggie lately? What did she do to her hair?!? It's a mess!! No wonder Bob is never home!!

I thought Maggie was deported back to Russia?

 

[milkyi]

I don't think Bob's been able to see much of anything from under his secretary.

Oh my, what has my husband been doing this time?

 

[strawberrywine]

THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER SHANTAE. GO BACK TO THE SLUMS OF ARMENIA

Debby, it doesn't have to be like this.. Can you both start arguing AFTER my baby shower? I need both of you to bring presents. Thanks.

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

Oh my, what has my husband been doing this time?

Nothing you shouldn't be aware of Maggie, I mean you've seen her right? In the office? I mean she looks like a paler Cindy Crawford.

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Debby, it doesn't have to be like this.. Can you both start arguing AFTER my baby shower? I need both of you to bring presents. Thanks.

Oh my god, I literally can't wait! I don't want to give anything away, but I got you something off your registery, and it's from Neiman and Marcus! ({})

Oh my god, that's supposed to be a hug smiley Natasha taught me how to write

 

[Heyden]

Amanda, hurry up with that cake would you?

 

[strawberrywine]

Nothing you shouldn't be aware of Maggie, I mean you've seen her right? In the office? I mean she looks like a paler Cindy Crawford.

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Oh my god, I literally can't wait! I don't want to give anything away, but I got you something off your registery, and it's from Neiman and Marcus! ({})

Oh my god, that's supposed to be a hug smiley Natasha taught me how to write

SHANTAE! Please do not show your genitals in text again. How immature. I would like you to make up for this by buying my child special custom made Gucci boots.

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And my child has been teaching me how to type too! He told me c=8 is an alien entering a spaceship, haha!

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

SHANTAE! Please do not show your genitals in text again. How immature. I would like you to make up for this by buying my child special custom made Gucci boots.

You know Sal did just get a raise at the firm so I will have to see about doing that, now I'm worried Natasha is sending those genitals to that ethnic boy!

Also if you guys are going to RSVP to the e-vite I sent out regarding the barbecue please remember to bring an app (but not that awful crudites dish Deb brought last time that ended up in Jorge's compost pile), and wine if you can afford it, but not white wine because it is sad salad dressing and I just simply wont have it.

 

[Heyden]

I would rather have red wine in my humble opinion. White wine gets me very tipsy and it isn't good in front of the kids.

 

[strawberrywine]

OMG!! Little Jacob made this this today! It is ADORABLE. I think I'm quite tall though, haha! Ignore the 'second mommy', little Jacob is probably mistaken! Silly kids!

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

Exactly, that's why I wait for my second bottle, or glass I mean, for after the kids go to sleep, they don't need to see night time mommy.

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OMG!! Little Jacob made this this today! It is ADORABLE. I think I'm quite tall though, haha! Ignore the 'second mommy', little Jacob is probably mistaken! Silly kids!

You should really take him to the art classes I have Kimber in, she's already painting at a tenth grade level and she's not even eating solid foods yet! At least that's what Bianca the nanny was telling me.

 

[Heyden]

What does 'K.Y.S.' mean? My husband keeps sending me messages but I'm not sure what it means!

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

What does 'K.Y.S.' mean? My husband keeps sending me messages but I'm not sure what it means!

Kissing you sweetly? Sounds like something he'd say. He's so hip using the slang the kids are using! How'd you end up with such a hip guy, Deb?

 

[strawberrywine]

What does 'K.Y.S.' mean? My husband keeps sending me messages but I'm not sure what it means!

I think it means Kiss Your Self, Deb! It probably tingles his turvy when you do (ooooh!).

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

I think it means Kiss Your Self, Deb! It probably tingles his turvy when you do (ooooh!).

Oh my god! You're so dirty! It's that 50 Shades of Grey book isn't it?

 

[Heyden]

Kissing you sweetly? Sounds like something he'd say. He's so hip using the slang the kids are using! How'd you end up with such a hip guy, Deb?

I think it means Kiss Your Self, Deb! It probably tingles his turvy when you do (ooooh!).

Don't be ridiculous! Anyway, I am off to take the kids to etiquette classes so 'brb' (be right back) for a little while
P.S. Trying to use new abbrievations haha

 

[strawberrywine]

Oh my god! You're so dirty! It's that 50 Shades of Grey book isn't it?

You bet, Shantae! I read it to the kids every night, they love it! It's my special approach to sex ed, if the schools can't teach them right, I will.

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

Don't be ridiculous! Anyway, I am off to take the kids to etiquette classes so 'brb' (be right back) for a little while
P.S. Trying to use new abbrievations haha

LOL-Lots of love, hope you aren't too tipsy to get them there!

 

[strawberrywine]

LOL-Lots of love, hope you aren't too tipsy to get them there!

SYOTFS - See you on the flip side! Trying to start a few new hip abbreviations, hopefully even getting popular with the kids! Anyway, I got to go now. Gotta pick up the kids from baseball practice - SYOTFS!