The Stay at Home Moms Club

You bet, Shantae! :p I read it to the kids every night, they love it! It's my special approach to sex ed, if the schools can't teach them right, I will. :)

I just took the filters off Natasha and Steve's internets so they can learn for themselves. I think once they're 11 they're ready you know? Also do you know any good kosher recipes? I am having my lawyer over for dinner tonight to see if I can't up my Alimony since I saw Roger's new girlfriend post a picture of her new car on the facebook, if he can afford that for her he can definitely pay me more, I mean, it's for the kids mostly, but I really need new implants before Sal gets a good look at Bob's secretary, I don't want to end up like Maggie.
 
Wow, delish quinoa last night, Deb!
Thanks Maria! I guess we can all agree I'm a better chef than Megan heehee. I make my food with love, she makes hers with MSG <3

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Jessica, Maria and Natasha???
 
Thanks Maria! I guess we can all agree I'm a better chef than Megan heehee. I make my food with love, she makes hers with MSG <3

- - - Post Merge - - -

Jessica, Maria and Natasha???

Debby are you OK? That's Jessica. Please let me know if you're drunk, I can pick you up.
 
Thanks Maria! I guess we can all agree I'm a better chef than Megan heehee. I make my food with love, she makes hers with MSG <3

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Jessica, Maria and Natasha???

Natasha is my daughter, please don't talk about her like that!
 
I'VE HAD ENOUGH YOU GUYS ARE SO SNOBBY AND RUDE TO ME, I WORKED HARD TO EARN MY WELL DESERVED LIFE AS AN ELEGANT PRESTIGIOUS LADY LIVING IN THE PRIVILEGED SUBURBS OF BEVERLY HILLS. I AM ALMOST AT BREAKING POINT AND I AM CONSIDERING MOVING DOWN UNDER FOR A MORE SETTLED LIFE.
 
I'VE HAD ENOUGH YOU GUYS ARE SO SNOBBY AND RUDE TO ME, I WORKED HARD TO EARN MY WELL DESERVED LIFE AS AN ELEGANT PRESTIGIOUS LADY LIVING IN THE PRIVILEGED SUBURBS OF BEVERLY HILLS. I AM ALMOST AT BREAKING POINT AND I AM CONSIDERING MOVING DOWN UNDER FOR A MORE SETTLED LIFE.

Debby you're drunk, please try and control yourself, remember what happened last time?
 
I'VE HAD ENOUGH YOU GUYS ARE SO SNOBBY AND RUDE TO ME, I WORKED HARD TO EARN MY WELL DESERVED LIFE AS AN ELEGANT PRESTIGIOUS LADY LIVING IN THE PRIVILEGED SUBURBS OF BEVERLY HILLS. I AM ALMOST AT BREAKING POINT AND I AM CONSIDERING MOVING DOWN UNDER FOR A MORE SETTLED LIFE.

Debby please calm down I was only concerned. If you want we can talk about this later with a cup of joe at the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf and maybe release some stress at the spa. Sounds like a plan, Deb? <3
 
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Debby you're drunk, please try and control yourself, remember what happened last time?

Samantha honestly nobody was talking to you. (who even invited her to the convo?) But yeah she is definitely drunk, hate to see her got back to rehab, again. Always see her on those Passages Malibu commercials. Like we get it you're an addict.
 
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As most of you know, I've been writing a book about our club and it's struggles. The title along with mostly everything else is still a work in progress but I'll let you all take a good sneak peek at the descriptions of each of our members because I'm nice.
Debby- Founder of the group. Has a severe drinking problem which puts quite the strain between her relationship with her husband and kids.

Megan- Resident favorite, loved by all! EVERYONE loves her she is great and beautiful!

Amanda-

Shaniqua- A snobby ***** who is fully supported by her husband, without him, her net worth is nothing. She spends her days in Beverly Hills buying up all the properties for herself. One day she dreams to smuggle her Mexican relatives into the country to give them the life she’s living, but Donald Trump will do anything to keep her family out of America’s rich society.

Karen- Departed her prestigious mansion located in the heart of New York for a better life in London. She spends her days sipping tea and nibbling scones. She has had plans to come back to America but is still contemplating her decision. Some say she is dead, some say she is alive, while others say she's Lesbian.

Osmenia- The younger sister of Karen.

Shantae- The sweetheart of the group. Born from the slums of Armenia, she managed to smuggle herself in to the borders of Mexico to start a new life due to the constant bombings caused by Israel, its enemy country. Her history includes her job as a dealer, selling a special type of Marijuana imported from Armenia as a way to get by before meeting her now husband, Jonathan. No one up to this day knows about her secret job.

Natasha- Single and broke, full time prostitute who spends all her money on bath salts for the best relaxation.

Maggie- Deported back to Russia many times due to her family history which cannot be spoken for.

Jeanette- Spent her childhood growing up in a French influenced area in San Francisco. Her diet consists mainly of croissants and baguettes due to her family owning the local bakery. She works as a chef and is self-supporting. She lives an average life but has a rare medical condition including severe allergies to meat, vegetables and water. She can only drink milk due to this.

Tracy- Rich Asian Doctor

Maria- Spanish Snob

To be continued..
 
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WOW Megan. Really? I can't believe you didn't include me in there. Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
 
WOW Megan. Really? I can't believe you didn't include me in there. Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

It's still a WORK IN PROGRESS, whoever-you-even-are. Please learn how to READ. I'd be glad to make my kids stay away from such an imbecile like YOU.
 
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Wow Megan, I can't believe you think I'm still married to Jon, I divorced him for Roger, and then Roger left me for some younger skank and now I had to settle for Sal, who I met through Maggie because he worked with Bob? Don't you remember that charity luncheon where me and Sal were caught in the coat room?

ALSO Natasha is my daughter?
 
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OMG. IM SO SORRY SHANTAE, I REVEALED YOUR SECRET JOB. PLEASE FORGIVE ME :( CMEBO (Crying my eyeballs out!)
 
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