The Super Shroomy Stories

A Fanfiction made by my Co-Author.
Mario: Luigi, I'm going to an important job thing.

Luigi: 'K!

*pause*

Luigi: Oh! Toad wanted you to have this.

Mario: An earpiece?

Luigi: Yup.

Mario: OK...

Toad: Hi!

Mario: *shocked* What are you doing, Toad?

Toad: I'm helping you make this big deal you told me about the other day.

Mario: Alright then...

Later, at the meeting...

Consumer: So you have this copyright to Super Bells, and I'd like to buy into it.

Mario: I'll let you have half of the rights for...

Toad: Don't inflate!

Mario: *under his breath* What?

Consumer: Pardon me?

Mario: Sorry, I'll give you half of the copyright for five hundred thou-

Toad: Too much!

Mario: Excuse me for a minute.

*in the hall, away from the consumer*

Mario: Would you please not interject when I'm trying to make an important deal.

Toad: I'm only trying to help!

Mario: Yeah, it doesn't seem like it. Ok, as I was saying, 250,000 coins for half of those rights.

Toad: Too mu-

Mario: Toad!

Consumer: How about 100,000?

Mario: 225,000.

Consumer: 175,000.

Mario: Deal!

Toad: Not eno-

Mario: Would you please be quiet, Toad.

Toad: Fine!

Mario: Ugh, that Toad is always trying to shove his "legal advice" down my throat.

Consumer: Uhhh...OK...

*back at the Bros. house*

Mario: I made a deal!

Luigi: Great!

Toad: Without my legal advice!

Mario and Luigi: *simultaneously* Toad!
 
The bad guy always loses in the battles, but A.M.Y has devised a nefarious plan...a plan to make the Bad guy...win

4 Years Ago, Attempt #5

Iggy (Classic): *Disguises TNT Crate connected to switch as Item Block and hides*

Mario: What’s-a this?

Iggy: *Chuckles and flips Switch*

*Fuse noise*

Mario: *Grabs item block and places it by Iggy*

Iggy: When will it-oh cr-

KABOOOOOM!

3 Years Ago, Attempt #350

Iggy: *Is aiming high tech laser sniper at Mario*

Mario: *Turns around*

Iggy: *Shoots*

*Laser bounces off button and hits Iggy*

KABOOOOOM!

2 Years Ago, Attempt #900

A.M.Y: *Is trying to hit Luigi with whip* Stay still!

*Whip hits breaker box*

A.M.Y: *Gets electrocuted*

[/b]Today, Attempt #2060[/b]

Iggy: *Uses Scepter*

A.M.Y: *Uses Whip*

Mario & Luigi: *Defeats Iggy & A.M.Y*

The Next Day

A.M.Y: *Is under the sink eating Ice Cream*

Iggy: *Is in shell and is crying* Why do we always lose?

A.M.Y: *Muffled* I need my vanilla

Iggy: *Comes out of shell* Why do we always lose?. Is it because of my intelligence?

A.M.Y: Or maybe my beauty?

Iggy: Or maybe it just happens?

A.M.Y: Or maybe we’re just so focused on our enemy that we never seem to notice our weaknesses and never make revisions which makes us confused on why the plan fails in some many ways.

Both: Nah!

A.M.Y: I think i should start using my whip more wisely

Iggy: And i gotta start using my scepter more...

A.M.Y: Maybe i should try an Electric Whip

Iggy: Remember what happened last time?

Last Time

A.M.Y: Iggy?, where you you?, i wanna show you my electric-

Iggy: I’m here

A.M.Y: GAH!

KRACK!

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A.M.Y: ಠ_ಠ

Iggy: Maybe i’ll make a new Ray Gun or something…

A.M.Y: I’ll just go try and hold someone hostage

2 Hours Laytor

A.M.Y: *Is beat up* Luigi wears a bulletproof vest?

Iggy: Don’t worry, i made my most grand achievement just yet! *Holds Laser Machine Gun* This will work just fine, even against a bullet proof vest

3 Hours Laytor

Iggy: *Is all burned* I hate it when my weapons overheat and they explode!

A.M.Y: I know the feels...Why don’t we just do nighttime pranks, that NEVER goes wrong!

Iggy: Good point!

Nighttime

Iggy: *Lockpicks door and door opens* Heh heh…

A.M.Y: Nice house the got…*Steals DS Cartridge* I always wanted Mario Kart DS

In Mario & Luigi’s Room

Luigi: zz...zz.zzz...Let’s fly to a mystical land A.M.Y…

A.M.Y: Creepy…

Mario: ...C'mon Luigi...let’s go to Spaghetti land…

Iggy: *Puts whipped cream on Luigi’s hand*

A.M.Y: *Puts Makeup on Mario*

Mario: Huh? *Is waking up*

Iggy: Crap...run!

Both: *Runs away*

*Vase falls*

Mario: *Wakes up* A-ha!

A.M.Y: Uhhh…

Iggy: We were...uhh..Gonna throw you a slumber party!

Luigi: *Wakes up* Wiggler!

Wiggler: *Enters* What is-Uh…

Iggy: Why did you call this idiot!?

Wiggler: Grrr…*Turns angry*

The Next Day

Iggy: Even our pranks go wrong!

A.M.Y: Losing half of my tail doesn’t feel right….

Iggy: Why do we lose at everything?

A.M.Y: I lost at a “Who can lose the most” contest

Iggy: I’m just gonna go cringe somewhere…*Leaves*

A.M.Y: I have a plan…I’ll make it up to him…

The Next Night

Luigi: *Drives car and phone rings* Hello?

Phone: Luigi!, help!

Luigi: Peach?

Phone: I was kidnapped by her...luckily she didn’t notice i had my phone on me

Luigi: I’m on my way!

In Bowser’s Castle

Luigi: Peach?, PEACH!?

Peach?: Don’t worry Luigi...I’m her…

A.M.Y: *Is talking in a Peach voice* Copying voices makes me feel so great *Talks in normal voice* Are you that stupid?

Luigi: Grrr….*Charges at A.M.Y*

A.M.Y: *Kisses Luigi*

Luigi: UGH! *Runs toward curtain and wipes lips on it*

A.M.Y: *Cracks whip*

Luigi: *Gets hit by whip*

A.M.Y: *Punches Luigi unconscious*

Sometime Laytor

Luigi: *Is tied to lab bench* Where am i?...

A.M.Y: Take a look…

Luigi: Wait...why are my overalls over there?...Wait...Long gray gloves?...Green bandana?...Black jumpsuit?...WHY YOU PIECE OF CRAP!

A.M.Y: What’s wrong...Mr. L?

Luigi: No...YOU WON’T GET AWAY WITH THIS!

A.M.Y: I already have *Sinister grin and flicks lever*

Luigi: Oh shi-*Rays are being shot at Luigi*

A.M.Y: *Evil Cackle*

Iggy: *Enters* What is happen-Holy crap…

The Next Day

Mario: *Is running around frantically* WHERE IS HE!?

Wiggler: I cannot focus…*Burns food*

Baby Yoshi: *Is crying*

*Phone rings*

Goombella: Hello?

Phone: GOOMBELLA!

Goombella: Mushroom King?, you know what happened last night?

Phone: NO!, I JUST RAN OUT OF BACON!

Goombella: We’ll...just be on our way…

At Peach’s Castle

Peach: Is there any traces?

Mario: No, he didn’t even come home last night?

Goombella: Let me try and call him *Uses Phone*

Phone: Walk 2 feet to you left

Goombella: *Walks to the left*

KABOOOOM![/b]

*Smoke clears, revealing Mr. L holding Net Gun, Iggy holding scepter, and A.M.Y holding whip*

Mr. L: If you standing where you were, you would’ve been blown up *Shoots Goombella with net gun*

Mario: No...no...YOU MONSTER!

Iggy: It wasn’t me...it was her…

A.M.Y: *Hits Mario with whip*

Peach: *Tries to run but gets blocked by fireballs caused by Iggy’s scepter*

Mushroom King: *Takes out Star Rod and shoots it at Mr. L*

Mr. L: *Dodges the beam*

A.M.Y: *Hits Mushroom King with whip*

Peach: DAD! *Gets hit by Net Gun*

Wiggler: *Turns into flutter and charges at Mr. L*

Mr. L: *Punches Wiggler unconscious*

Baby Yoshi: B-b-but…*Runs*

Iggy: C’mon, let’s go *Drags net away and hops into clown car along with A.M.Y and Mr. L*

At The Mario Bros. Home

Wiggler: *Looks in mirror* It doesn’t look THAT bad...right?

Mushroom King: *Examines Whip Marks on Mario* Geez, that bit-i mean that...uhh...Goozak!

Mario: It stings…

Goombella: Hey...at least i managed to get a little memento *Points to a tied up Goomba*

Baby Yoshi: How did you get him?

Goombella: When we were walking back

Mario: I cannot believe that she captured him and now she’s controlling him!...I’m going back to save him... *Leaves*

Mushroom King: ……Bye?...I guess?

Goombella: I’m coming too *Brings Dictionary* I love smacking people with this *Leaves*

Meanwhile

A.M.Y: I bought you back and that means you can follow my commands

Mr. L: I don’t follow people’s commands, especially from the incompetent

A.M.Y: What. Was. That!?.

Mr. L: Wait, you’re smart!? *Laughs*

A.M.Y: *Claws protract and grabs whip* I’m not afraid to cut off tongues…

Mr. L: *Sarcastically* Ooooo...I’m scared

A.M.Y: *Tries to hit Mr. L with whip*

Mr. L: Try me!

A.M.Y: *Tries to hit Mr. L with whip but she keeps on missing and Mr. L laughs*

Laytor

Goombella: That’s why this dictionary is like a son to me

Mario: Isn’t Baby Yoshi your “son”?

Goombella: I’m not married

Mario: *Goes through window and enters Lab* Here we are

Goombella: *Goes through window* Who knew the author was lazy to put “Climbs up Ladder and enters window into Iggy’s Lab”

Meanwhile

PIK: I’m THAT lazy?

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Mario: Wow, lots of knocked over stuff….

Goombella: What’s this?, *Reads Label* Hypnotism Reversal Serum *Puts vaccine in pocket* This can come in handy

Mario: Wait...do you hear that?

Goombella: I don’t have ears

Mario: Then how the hell do we have conversations!?

Goombella: Wait...is that?

A.M.Y: *Is all beaten and collapses*

Mr. L: Turn on that machine and put her on that…

Mario: Luigi...open your eyes!

Mr. L: That loser is no more, now *Points Ray Gun at Mario and Goombella* join me before i-

A.M.Y: *Gets up and punches Mr. L*

Mr. L: YOU IDIOT!

A.M.Y: You little piece of crap! *Scratches Mr. L’s cheek*

Mr. L: *Examines claw mark Uhhh...But

A.M.Y: NO BUTS! *Hits Mr. L with whip and punches him unconscious*

Mario: Oh my god…

A.M.Y: *Hand me the vaccine*

Mario: *Hands vaccine*

A.M.Y: *Uses Vaccine on Mr. L*

Luigi: Ugh...what…*Pauses*

Mario: What’s wrong?

Luigi: IT HURTS!

In The Hospital

A.M.Y: Geez Iggy, i guess you’re right...the bad guy always loses

Iggy: Hey, it was pretty impressive that you bought back Mr. L

Mario: Say...would it be wrong to beat a girl to a pulp? *Cracks knuckles*

Luigi: *Is in hospital bed, all injured* *Coughs* No

A.M.Y: I-um-er…*Runs away*

*Slipping and breaking noises*

A.M.Y: *Censor Bleep*

The End

 
The Bad Guy Always Loses, The Hero Always Wins, And The Boo Gets His Way...
*Bowser's Castle is glowing in the background*
Iggy: *Uses Lever* I'm missing a source of power...
Laytor
Iggy: *Throws Batteries into empty power port*
Iggy: *Grabs Lemmy and puts him in Empty Port*
*Port is shaking*
Iggy: Heheheh *Flips Lever*

Event Initialized

Iggy: Yes...YES!

In Space
Kang: There is large readings of a machine somewhere in the galaxy
Kodos: Who cares?, we're just having a cameo
*Everything turns 4?3*
Kang: See?

The Next Day
Peach: My hero *Hugs Mario*
Mario: All in a day's work to save the Mushroom Kingdom
Luigi: *Is looking out window* When will the time come...
Peach: Now Mario and Luigi, i want you to come here
Both: *Follows Peach into Room*
Peach: *Takes off painting and enters Passcode*
*Door opens*
Starlow: I hate entering this room...
Peach: Starlow, it's perfectly safe
Mario: What's in here?
Peach: The Spirit Star
Luigi: Wow...
Peach: 200 years ago this star dropped into the Mushroom Kingdom, but people discovered it had unimanginable power...but it could be easily be used to destroy the universe...Luckily it's under a special force field that makes it IMPOSSIBLE to obtain
Starlow: Me and the star spirits have been protecting it for centuries
Mario: Well, me and Luigi will be on our way
*Mario and Luigi leave*
Peach: *Leaves room with Starlow*
Laytor
Starlow: Peach, have you ever noticed that Luigi has been acting different lately?
Peach: How can you tell?
Starlow: He sounds...Ignored
Peach: He's normally like that
*Bowser breaks into the Castle*
Bowser: Mwahaha!, Princess Peach and some...star...thingy
Starlow: Uh Rude!
Bowser: *Kidnaps Peach*
Starlow: Oh no...*Presses Button*

Mario: *Phone Rings and Answers* Really?, Classic Bowser
Luigi: You know what that means! *Grabs Wrench* Dad's Wrench, i always keep it with me for good luck
Both: *Goes to Bowser's Castle*
In Bowser's Castle
Luigi: Now, where would we go?
Mario: Ssh...*Points to Koopatrols*
Luigi: Oh...Let's go through the Air Vent...
Both: *Goes into Air Vent*
Mario: Do you have any idea where the dungeon is?
Luigi: No...But maybe we can get something like a map
Mario: Well, it's a dang shame that-*Falls out of vent*
Luigi: Mario!
Mario: *Is hanging from vent and is in box in the symphony room*
Mario: *Lands on floor with Luigi*
Luigi: Shh *Points to Kamek and Clawdia listening to Bowser's Speech*
Maio: Oh crap...*Sneaks out of box with Luigi*
*Door creaks*
Kamek: *Looks back* Who goes the-oh...i hate my bad hearing

Mario: Phew...that was a close one...
Luigi: There's the lab!, maybe there's something right there
Both: *Enters Lab*
Luigi: What's this machine?
Mario: *Reads Journal* It's blank
Luigi: No way!
Mario: *Reads Paper* Present in the Symphony Room
Luigi: *Looks at Mario*
Goomba: There he is!
Shy Guy: Let's get him!
Bob-Omb: Aww man...i wanted to eat my pretzel...
*Mario Bros fights the Minion Trio*
Mario: Luigi...
Luigi: What?
Mario: *Points to Goomba kicking Mario's feet*
Luigi: ...*Kicks Shy Guy away* Now that was crappy...
Bob-Omb: *Looks around and explodes*
Mario: Let's go! *Runs with Luigi to the speech area*

Bowser: And we'll have our first test! *Snaps and a cage with Peach is lowered*
Peach: Bowser!, how could you!?
Bowser: Hey, it was'nt my idea
Iggy: It was mine!
Peach: ...Boooo!
Iggy: Hmph...*Snaps and Machine is pushed into room*

Mario: How will we get past to Koopatrols?
Luigi: Allow me...

Koopatrol 1: How long will this take?
Koopatrol 2: I dunno
Luigi: Hey!, look over there!
*Both Koopatrols look and Mario knocks them out*
Mario: Good one

Iggy: The machine i present to you is called The Transformator 5000, a machine capable of transforming anyone you want into whatdver you want!
All: *Cheers*
Random Koopa from Crowd: NERD!
Iggy: *Shoots scepter into crowd*

Ow...

Iggy: Now-
Mario: *Kicks open Door*
Bowser: Uh-oh...
Iggy: ...Sphaghettio!
Mario: Let go of Peach and i'll only break your nose Bowser!
Luigi: Let go of Peach before i throw you into a crowd of Munchers Iggy!
Iggy: You know what this means! *Flips Lever amd Machine starts turning on* NOT FOR LONG!
Mario: *Tackles Iggy* LUIGI, SHUT DOWN THE MACHINE!
Luigi: Uhh...
Iggy: *Mimics Luigi* "Uhh" i dare you!, DO IT!
Bowser: *Breathes Fire at Luigi but misses*
Mario: *Fights Iggy* I WON'T LET YOU!
Iggy: I've already have! *Points Mario's face toward the Macine's Laser Shooter*
Mario: Oh fu-
FLASH!
Luigi: MARIO!
Iggy: UYAYAKAKAKAKAKA!, IT WORKS!, BLAHAHA!
Luigi: *Runs toward Iggy but gets grabbed by A.M.Y*
A.M.Y: Did i miss anything?...I think i got just the thing for you *punches Luigi unconsious* Heh heh heh...
Iggy: Mario's transformation is complete...A.M.Y, launch 'em...
A.M.Y: Koopatrols, bring the Cannon
Peach: No...*Cries*
Sometime Laytor
???: Luigi?, LUIGI!
Luigi: *Wakes up* MOM!, I DID'NT EAT THE COOKIES!
Starlow: No silly!, it's me!
Luigi: Beatrice from Over The Garden Wall?
Starlow: NO!
Luigi: Oh!, you're Marge Simpson!
Starlow: That punch to the face did some real damage to you
Luigi: It was by a girl...
Starlow: *Sigh*...
Luigi: Wait!, what about Mario and Peach!
Starlow: Peach, she's fine but Mario...god...
Luigi: Tell me...Tell me what happened
Starlow: That's all i know but...*Shows Luigi a devastated Toad Town* I escaped here to Dimple Wood...and that's where i found you
Luigi: well, we better find shelter
Starlow: Why don't we stay in that Suspisous and scary looking mansion that makes it look obvious that we'll very likely get killed (>Cartoon plots in a nutshell)
Luigi: B-b-bu-but it looks...H-haunted...
Starlow: *Looks at reader*

Starlow: *Drags Luigi*
Luigi: *Cries* But i don't wanna!
Starlow: Do you wanna be Peach's hero?
Luigi: Yes...
Starlow: Then show her that you can be brave by entering the mansion!
Luigi: YOU'RE RIGHT! *Enters Mansion*
5 Seconds Laytor
Luigi: *Runs out Mansion and face loses color*
Starlow: Luigi?
Luigi: T-t-t-here w-w-was b-boos!
Starlow: I think you're exaggerating and being pessimistic
Luigi: *Pees self*
Starlow: Wow, you're not kidding, come on...let's go in together
Both: *Enters Mansion*

*Dark figure is behind tree*
Enter it...take that last breath i've always been telling and warning you about, she was'nt what she seems and a Blue Bowtie will fall...i will negotiate with her and it'll be soon to be...It is took late

MWAHAHA!-*cough*-Oops, pardon me...HMPH...MWAHAHAHA!!


To be continued...

Luigi has just entered the Mansion with Starlow while a mysterious figure has been stalking them, they will meet someone who may aid...or turn against them...keep watch on here..same time...same day...same hour...On The Super Shroomy Stories!

Luigi is incontinent and pessimistic...is he?
After being defeated by Bowser and the whereabouts of his older brother unknown, Luigi embarks on a quest to save the Mushroom Kingdom!. But is he willing to brave the mysterious mansion in Dimple Wood?

Starlow: Spider webs, dust, and old timey furniture. This sure is a abandoned Mansion
Luigi: *Is on the floor shaking*
Starlow: C’mon Luigi!, prove that you’re willing to stand up!
Luigi: M-m-mam-ma…
Starlow: Ugh! *Drags Luigi*

EEEEEK!

Luigi: OH CRAP! *Runs into bathroom*
In The Bathroom
Luigi: I-i-i n-need-a m-m-my r-rubber d-d-du-duc-duckie...
Starlow: *Opens Door* C’mon Luigi...let’s go
Luigi: Fine…
Laytor
Starlow: Gee, i’m hungry
Luigi: Let’s see what’s in-a this fridge *Opens fridge and notices a stale slice of cheese is breathing and closes fridge* I wanna puke right-a now…
Starlow: That’s odd…*Notices trail of a glowing goo*...Ew…
Luigi: We shouldn’t follow this-a trail
Starlow: Good idea!, let’s follow it!
Luigi: But what if it leads-a us to certain doom!?
Starlow: There’s no way it can-
Boo: BOO!
Both: EEEEEEEEEEEK!! *Follows trail*
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Luigi: I think-a we outran it!
Starlow: Oh my…*Faints*
Luigi: Starlow?, wake up!
Starlow: Call Boobusters….
Luigi: Close enough…
*Singing comes from down the hall*
Luigi: Wow...who is singing that beautiful song?...It's so...hypnotic...Gah!, focus!
In the Master Bedroom
Lady Bow: *Sings*
Wiggler: *Is in Bubble*
Lady Bow: Heh heh heh...He won’t wake up for 50 years!
King Boo: Now your end of the deal...don’t play tricks on me!
Lady Bow: Oh sure my big bad boo…*Leaves and comes back with glowing amulet* The Rock of Souls, able to capture one's soul in this here amulet
King Boo: Well thank you! *Tips Top Hat and disappears*
Bootler: *Enters* Mistress…
Lady Bow: Now what is it?
Bootler: Many Boos reported and green man and star spirit in the halls…
Lady Bow: ...In the halls…*Sees Luigi holding a fainted Starlow through a orb* Ohohoho...this is just the beginning...heh heh heh *Sings*
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Starlow: *Wakes up* Ugh….Luigi?
Luigi: Ay, that’s my name!
Starlow: Are we even close?...To finding the-
EEEEEEEEK!
Luigi: GAH!
Starlow: Look!, the Master Bedroom!
Luigi: Hmmm...This feels-a odd…
Starlow: Oh come on! *Opens door*
Luigi: Holy crap!
*Wiggler is in bubble and Lady Bow is staring proudly at it*
Lady Bow: Now this is a treasure for a woman like me!
Luigi: Who are you!?
Starlow: What’s are deal with Wiggler!?
Lady Bow: Heh heh...The name’s Lady Bow...Hello…*Has sinister grin*...and Goodbye...MINIONS!
*Boos swarm toward Luigi*
Luigi: 0_0 Can i run?
Starlow: Definitely not! *Flings Stars at Boos*
Lady Bow: *Watches Luigi and Starlow fight* This is getting boring, i’d rather watch Creature Planet!, Minions, RETREAT!
*Boos retreat*
Luigi: Ready to give up?
Lady Bow: No...this is just the beginning…*Sings*
Starlow: You’re just gonna sing?, i’ve never seen dumber
Luigi: This song...it’s so...No...no…GET OUT!
Starlow: Oh no…*Launches Beam toward Luigi*...I have the ability to make people immune to stuff like this!
Lady Bow: No...Impossible! *Slaps Luigi* Fall for it!
Luigi: Fall for this! *Punches Lady Bow*
Lady Bow: wha...THAT’S NO WAY TO TREAT A LADY!...*Breaks open the bubble and Wiggler falls out* Should i be one? *Possesses Wiggler* or the other?
Luigi: Oh no…
Liggler: Heh heh heh *Charges at Luigi but gets tripped*
Liggler: *Is dazed*
Luigi: *Punches Liggler*
Lady Bow: *Gets launched out of Wiggler’s body* Time to finish this once-
KABOOOOM!
King Boo: MWAHAHAHAHA! *Uses Amulet to control all of Lady Bow’s minions*
Lady Bow: Wait...i’ve been deceived!?, but nobody deceives Lady Bow!...
*King Boo flies away with the brainwashed Boos*
Lady Bow: No..just...that little *Censor Bleep*
Luigi: If we work together, we can stop King Boo!
Wiggler: Ugh...where am i?
Luigi: WIGGLER!, how did you end up in that bubble?
Wiggler: I remember running and ending up in here...but i was deceived by her…
Lady Bow: I love deception
Luigi: Lady Bow, team up with us to defeat King Boo!
Lady Bow: ...Fine…
Wiggler: I’ll just...be on my way to Wiggler Village, gonna see if it’s still in shambles and stay at the ranch... *Leaves*
Luigi: We should go there!, maybe we can get help or something like that
Starlow: And that’s where we’re going!

To be continued

With the aid of Lady Bow, Luigi and Co. go to Wiggler Village with Wiggler to see if they can get any help and go to Wiggler’s ranch...but something awaits them there...but of course it’s not some ravenous virus caused by Cows eating Cows, that’s just gross.
 
Luigi and Starlow entered a mysterious mansion, who was owned the Lady Bow, the decepter. After saving Wiggler from her heinous plot and teaming up with Lady Bow after being tricked by King Boo. They head off to Wiggler?s Ranch, the fastest route to Toad Town...but...a rebellion forms?

Luigi: Getting to your ranch sure requires a lot of?walking

Wiggler: We?ll be there soon enough

Luigi: Well, that?s-a easy for you to say!, you have 10 legs!

Lady Bow: I have to handle with this idiot?s blabbering until i get my vengeance?!

Wiggler: *Sigh* you?ll get used to it?

Luigi: Hey!

Starlow: It?s true Luigi!, most of the time you?re a self reliant pushover or some cowardly adult.

Luigi: I?ll show you!, i-i-i?ll...do nothing?

Lady Bow: *Laughs* My new jester!

Luigi: Pfft...that?s what you think?

Wiggler: Wait...dirt path?...*Eats dirt*...Yup...we?re here!

Luigi: eww?

Wiggler: The dirt here tastes like Old Milk

Starlow: ...Eh?

Wiggler: Okay fine, when i was 5 we visited here but all they had was peaches and yuck!, they tasted like crap!...so i ate dirt...and my mom spanked me...because she said rich people don?t do that?.

All (Except Wiggler): *Facepalms*

Luigi: *Looks at ranch* How big is it?

Wiggler: 100 Acres

Starlow: 0_0

Wiggler: Hey, i said my family was rich *Takes out key from wallet and unlocks Cabin Door*

In the Cabin

Wiggler: 200 Years of Glutenhosen men

Luigi: *Looks at picture* Wow?

Wiggler: It?s getting late...we better sleep?

Midnight

Lady Bow: Too bad i?m a Boo...i don?t sleep?*Goes outside* It sure is cool outside tonight?

*Footsteps*

Lady Bow: Huh?

*3 people in robes capture Lady Bow and take her way*

A.M.Y: Keep her silent?*Leaves along with the hooded figures*

Inside the Cabin

Wiggler: Huh?...*Notices Lady Bow is gone and door is open* Luigi?*Wakes Luigi up*

Luigi: What...is it?...

Wiggler: *Grabs Rifle & Bullets and puts on cap* Bow is gone...We should go see what happened

Both: *Leaves*

Starlow: Huh?...*Goes after Luigi and Wiggler*

Outside

Wiggler: I hadn?t used Elsie in a long time *Points Rifle*

Luigi: Why do you have that?

Wiggler: Target Practice and wild animals that try to harm my family

Starlow: Wait...was Lady Bow...eaten?

Wiggler: Explain why the hell some animal would eat a Boo, they?re already dead!...i think?

Luigi: Footprints! *Points to footprints*

Wiggler: Let?s follow ?em!

All: *Follows footprints*

Somewhere in a open field

Luigi: Holy crap?

Wiggler: A giant ship!

Starlow: But...who?

*Giant White Hovercraft-Like Airship is parked in field*

Luigi: Let?s...enter it?

Starlow: Woah woah woah!, we can?t waltz our way in

Wiggler: Leave it to me *Loads Rifle*

Starlow: Non violently

Wiggler: Well, we have to make it past those 2 hooded guys

Luigi: Look!, a vent?

Meanwhile

*Luigi and Co. are hilariously trying to enter the vent*

Hooded Guy 1: So...how?s...your daughter?

Hooded Guy 2: Oh, she?s doing just fine!

*Luigi and Co. enter the vent*

In the Vents

Luigi: It?s so stuffy in here?

Wiggler: *Farts*

Starlow: Ew!

Luigi: *Falls out of vent*

Wiggler: Luigi?

Luigi: Don?t worry, i fell into a Box in some...high tech auditorium?...luckily it?s empty?


Both: *Enters Box with Luigi*

Wiggler: Well this isn?t so-*Gets taken by hooded figures along with Luigi and Starlow*

In a Control Panel

Screen: Master, we have found the subjects

???: *Holds on button* Good...send them here?.

Meanwhile

Luigi: *Struggles* Who are you!?

Starlow: What do you want from us!?

Wiggler: And why doesn?t your Master have a creepy british accent like yours!?

Hooded Figure 1: You?ll see our Master soon enough...Maybe 10 more minutes of walking

Hooded Figure 2: We?ll just let the author skip 10 minutes

10 Minutes Laytor

*Hooded Figures takes Luigi and Co. to a high-tech door*

Hooded Figure 1: Say hello to our Master

*Door opens revealing A.M.Y in a Pink and white jumpsuit*

Dun Dun Duuuuuun!

Hooded Figure 2: *Uses soundboard* Too much?

Luigi: But-huh-wah?

*Hooded Figures take off their hoods, revealing themselves as regular Koopas*

Koopa 1 & 2: Welcome Brothers! *Bows to Luigi and Co*

Wiggler: Am i having a stroke?

A.M.Y: No Wiggler, this...is for real

Luigi: WHERE?S MARIO!? *Grabs A.M.Y*

Koopa 1 & 2: *Points Spears at Luigi*

A.M.Y: *Claps and Koopas stop pointing spears*

Luigi: Huh-er-i mean-tell me!

A.M.Y: Well...The machine was meant to transform, but it transported him...to Dimension 2?.The Boo Dimension?

Luigi: No?.*Cries*....

Wiggler: What about Lady Bow?

A.M.Y: *Points to Lady Bow having a feast with Robed Koopas*

Lady Bow: Hi!

A.M.Y: We?re The Nobles

Wiggler: The Nobles?

A.M.Y: I decided to oppose Iggy and help bring peace to the Mushroom Kingdom, all of us share the same ideals...and i think we can team up!

Starlow: ...What?

Luigi: I-er...I?m so confused!, are you really doing this?

A.M.Y: Cross my heart, and hope to have my game end

Luigi: *Whispers to Wiggler* Wiggler...do you think we can trust her?

Wiggler: Yes, of course, look at all of this

Luigi: Remember the Flower Factory and the Human Forms?

Wiggler: Hmm...But this is different?

A.M.Y: I understand if you cannot trust me due to my...past...but at least give me another chance *Holds out hand to Luigi*

Luigi: *Shakes hands* Deal

Laytor

Koopa 1: As like we said, we?re The Nobles

Koopa 2: We believe all shall be peaceful

Wiggler: I can?t believe i?m saying this but...you?re a good person?.

A.M.Y: Aww thanks!

Laytor, In the Control Panel

A.M.Y: *Stares at screen where Luigi and Co. are having feast* ? *Clenches fists* ...I swear?

3 Days Ago

Iggy: I?d rather be by myself *Points scepter*

A.M.Y: Wait...are you saying?...

Iggy: YES!, YOU IDIOT!

A.M.Y: B-bu-but?.

Iggy: I think i?m better off WITHOUT you!, you?re the #1 reason why our plans foil for a total of 4 years!

A.M.Y: *Tackles Iggy*

Iggy: *Struggles* GET OFF OF ME YOU CRAPHEAD! *Punches A.M.Y*

A.M.Y: *Examines bruise*

Iggy: Uhh...I?m so sorry?

A.M.Y: *Scratches Iggy*

Iggy: *Looks at claw marks on Arm* ...I thought i could trust you?*Waves scepter*...TIME TO FINISH THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!

A.M.Y: *Shoots Iggy with Arm gun* I?m sorry?

Iggy: Ugh...A.M.Y...I?ll?

A.M.Y: ?*leaves through window* I?m so sorry?*Leaves*

-----

A.M.Y: *Clenches fists even harder and flips table*

Meanwhile

Iggy: *Wakes up in bed* Where am i?...

Doctor: Well...you?re doing just fine...but she left...we cannot find her?.

Iggy: I swear...if i find her i?ll tear her LIMB FROM LIMB!

----

A.M.Y: O-o-o, why did you have to leave me behind?...We could?ve been together forever but it had to be that man in green, we loved each other for years but we just had to face the betrayal?

It was supposed to be and you and me but it had to be the man in green, i feel all torn up inside just like our turn of the tide?

You made one crucial mistake, i shall rise with the nobles and now you?ll see that the man in green will succumb to me and unlike no other...i shall rise...


A.M.Y: *Stares at screen* Luigi?*Takes out small spray bottle from Belt pocket* Heh heh heh heh...mwahahahaha...MWAHAHAHAHA!

At the feast

Luigi: This is so great...The Nobles are really great cooks

Wiggler: I admit, i?m jealous!

Koopa 1: *Is in kitchen with A.M.Y and is holding a plate of spaghetti* I have it?

A.M.Y: Good?*Sinister grin*...*Uses spray on spaghetti*

Koopa 1: What is that?

A.M.Y: Camilshrooma Poison...the strongest and most undetectable poison in all of the Mushroom Kingdom

Koopa 1: *Gives Luigi the plate of spaghetti* our gift from the Nobles and Master

Luigi: Yummy?*Eats Spaghetti and licks plate* Something doesn?t feel right?*Faints*

Wiggler: Luigi? LUIGI!?

Starlow: Quick!, help him!

Lady Bow: I don?t know on how to Necromance!

In a Emergency Room in The Noble Craft

Luigi: Ugh...A.M.Y...thank you?

A.M.Y: No worries...i got the cure right here?*Holds serum*

Luigi: Yes?

A.M.Y: Oops! *Drops serum*

Luigi: Huh?!

A.M.Y: Heh heh heh heh mwahahahaha MWAHAHAHAHA!

Luigi: WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?

A.M.Y: I poisoned you

Luigi: *Weakly* Wait...what!?

A.M.Y: You see Luigi, i?m still the same vixen you know...except a lot more evil than you might think?

Luigi: Why you little-*Is chained to hospital bed*

A.M.Y: Pfft...Idiot?

Luigi: You won?t get away with this?

A.M.Y: I already have?*Kisses Luigi and leaves* Heh heh?

Outside the ER

A.M.Y: Guys...Luigi...has died?

All: GAH!

A.M.Y: *Fake cries* Apparently he got sick 5 days ago but the infection was dormant until today...but i got one thing for you guys?*Throws down smoke bomb*

Wiggler: *Cough* Guys!...she?*Sleeps*

Starlow: Is this knockout-*Sleeps*

Lady Bow: Why the hell not? *Sleeps*

Sometime laytor?

Luigi: *Is laying down on metal lab bench in auditorium*

*Cheering noises*

P.A: Here she comes!

A.M.Y: *Walks down catwalk and puts arm as Luigi, treating him like a table*

*Cheering gets louder*

A.M.Y: Ladies and gents!, there?s more to this! *Takes out remote from belt, presses button and a tied up Goombella, Wiggler, and Lady Bow lower* Now how?s that for The Nobles!

*Cheering gets even louder*

Luigi: YOU WON?T GET AWAY WITH THIS!...hey...i?m not poisoned anymore-er herm!

A.M.Y: Look at this!, this idiot is trying to be the hero!, don?t be so sour sweetie!

*Cheering gets louder*

Wiggler: What do we do?!

Lady Bow: How ?bout this? *Turns invisible and gets out of rope* Heh heh?*Unties Wiggler and Starlow*

*Wiggler and Starkow fall onto the catwalk*

*GASP!*

A.M.Y: Well?*Takes out whip* Things just got a bit more interesting!...Nobles...ATTACK!

*Nobles runs after Wiggler, Starlow, and Lady Bow*

Wiggler: *Unties Luigi*

Luigi: Where did she go!? *Notices A.M.Y running toward the Catwalk entrance and goes after her* A.M.Y!

A.M.Y: Heh heh *Cracks Whip* TRY ME!

Luigi: You carry a hardware store in that belt!

*A.M.Y and Luigi are fighting while Wiggler, Starlow, and Lady Bow are fighting the Nobles*

Luigi: *Punches A.M.Y*

A.M.Y: *Stumbles back and falls onto door, opening it*

In the Control Panel

Luigi: *Dodges A.M.Y?s whip*

A.M.Y: Dance!

Luigi: NEVER! *Punches A.M.Y and she falls back onto switch, making the ship start flying*

A.M.Y: You always feel overconfident of yourself Luigi, thinking you can beat me. Well, DIE THE DEATH YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DIE OF! *Arm turns into gun and shoots Luigi*

Luigi: *Is all weakened and is grasping onto chest* You will get defeated?

A.M.Y: How?...I have already won

Wiggler: NOT FOR LONG! *Punches A.M.Y multiple times*

A.M.Y: *Collapses* Heh heh heh...you made a terrible mistake...The Nobles will rise and i will rank supreme

Luigi: *Grabs A.M.Y by the neck* No. They. Won?t.

A.M.Y: Oh yes sweetie pie?*Blows Kiss to Luigi, grabs Gas Canister from Belt, and opens the canister. Knocking Luigi and Co. out* Sweet dreams my love?heh heh...

The next morning

Luigi: *Wakes up in bed, is in Wiggler?s ranch* Wait...was this all...a dream?

Wiggler: Look in the mirror

Luigi: *Looks in mirror and notices Kiss mark on lips* OH GROSS! *Wipes face on curtain*

In The Noble Craft

A.M.Y: *Goes into eerie room and grabs page of book from belt* This world is mine?*Reads page* When the Mushroom Kingdom and Dimension 2 become sky, fear the beast that watches all!

*Evil Cackle*

To be continued

After realizing A.M.Y?s true plans, The man in green decides that Iggy isn't their only threat. So the gang heads off on a trip to Toad Town, along with Wiggler!. But darkness approaches?
 
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