I don't understand why people like eggnog. Texture is good, but the flavors are kinda weird. Also isn't the egg raw in eggnog?
I don’t even get why it’s some Christmas tradition. While I do appreciate Christmas and its traditions, some should go by the wayside. Examples:
- Elf on Shelf (definitely)
- Egg Nog
- Turducken (what makes special meats so “Christmasy”)
- Christmas Crackers (cool concept, but the stuff inside is lame)
- Fruit cake (brownies are the best food you can make for Christmas, I could also take mousse and parfaits)
- Many Christmas songs (not like Jingle Bells or Joy to the World, but rather songs that are akin to “Santa Baby” and “I see mommy kissing Santa Claus”)
Now I don’t seem to mind commonly-played Christmas songs (including “Jesus Bleibet Meine Freude”), Christmas specials, advent calendars, lights everywhere, and these nativity plays, as Christmas is more about that than about what I listed above.
Discarding stupid traditions aside, I support some more radical changes to Christmas, including:
- Making restaurants open for Christmas (oh wait, some have already done that)
- Making any object be a Christmas object, not just Christmas trees (you can have nativity tables or Christmas town tables with presents under the tables)
- Celebrating it any time of the month, not just December 25th