The Vending Machine

[Nanobyte]

Okay, so the Vending Machine is a fun, and simple game, where you insert one thing, and someone else will tell you what you got. Try to make it funny!

Here's an example.

Me: I insert a lemon.
Person: You get lemonade!
Me: I insert a coin
Person: You get nothing!
Me: I insert that nothing
Person: You get more nothing! What a bargain!

I'm sure you can be more creative than that! X3

I'll start.

I insert Pietro. (I'm so sorry, husbando)

 

[RainbowCherry]

You get rainbow coloured wool... and a pile of blood and flesh!

 

[Zulehan]

I insert a bottle of maple syrup.

 

[RainbowCherry]

You get maple syrup... and a load of broken glass!

 

[Zulehan]

Well, that's just boo-boo; I wanted Belgian waffles.

I insert a cigarette.

 

[Maruchan]

You get a hefty puff of smoke in your face...cos Maru swiftly lit said cigarette for the vending machine.
And machine is longing for a cigarette.

I insert THE ONE RING.

 

[RainbowCherry]

You get sonic. 2FAST4U

 

[shayminskyforme88]

I insert 1 million Bells.

 

[RainbowCherry]

ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON - Lemongrab caught you stealing that...

 

[Pearls]

I insert my completed Pok?dex

 

[RainbowCherry]

You got a event Mew.

 

[brownboy102]

I insert my 3DS..

 

[RainbowCherry]

You get a pile of all your favourite video game characters on your 3ds.. All cut up and dead! <3