Twist the wish!

[Mango]

Granted, but you die 5 minutes into it.

I wish my town had a better layout and nicer villagers.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Granted, But It's my town after a millisecond.

I wish I can jump off a plane and not die/explode/anything going wrong and land safely without a scratch.

 

[Dragonqueen0912]

Granted, but the damage that should be done to you goes to the ones you love most

I wish I could have a whole stash of candy :3

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but when you get home, you hear on the news that everyone died after you jumped off the plane, because you kicked the pilot in the face while leaving, accidentally. You never forgive yourself. lulz.

I wish I had some pie.

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but you dropped it

I wish I could have money

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but someone steals it.

I wish my fridge always restocked full of good food.

 

[Mayor Lark]

Granted, but it's all counterfeit.

I wish I could date somebody nice.

 

[Dragonqueen0912]

Granted, but they leave across the world and die in two days

I wish for a bunch of anime stuff <3

Granted, but you can't buy any Lady GaGa songs.

I wish for ?100 to buy anime.

I feel we can be great friends

 

[Mango]

Granted, but someone steals it.

I wish Eremin was canon in the anime and they were really fluffy in the anime and stuff idk.

 

[Dragonqueen0912]

*gasp* Eremin is adorable..
Granted, but Eremin is too cute and you explode

I wish for Marco to come back so Jean and Marco can be together forever

 

[Mayor Lark]

Granted, but he's still half dead.

I wish Izzy Reincarnated would stop responding ridiculously.

 

[AnnaThePolarBear]

Granted, but now all you can do is respond ridiculously.

I wish my favourite character was real.

 

[AutumnFirefly]

Granted but your favorite character hates you and has a restraining order against you.

I wish unicorns were real

 

[Shokyokudesuka]

Granted, but in reality they're carnivorous and will stab you with that 'magical horn'.

I wish I could have infinite wishes

 

[Mango]

Granted, but he's still half dead..

HOW
DARE
YOU

Granted, but you soon die after.

I wish I could draw better.

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but you don't have anything to draw with

I wish I had internet everywhere

 

[Kazunari]

Granted, but it's extremely slow.

I wish everyone would stop mistaking me for a boy ;__;

 

[Jordan ACNL]

Granted, but they mistake you for an alien

I wish I could teleport

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

Granted, but you can only teleport to various bathrooms.

I wish I had cereal. :c

 

[Leopardfire]

Granted, but its poisoned and ends up killing you o.o

I wish I could go to sleep.