Twist the wish!

[Liquid Ocelot]

eep.

Granted, but you have a dream about doing inappropriate things with a person you hate.

Oh! And I wish it was 3:00 already.

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but whatever you're waiting for at 3:00 is cancelled, and you have a miserable hour.

I wish I could get up easier without being tired

 

[BerryPop]

Granted but it's harder to fall asleep.
I wish I had 2000000000 puppies.

 

[Dragonqueen0912]

Granted but they have no room to roam around and fight with each other and pee everywhere because you can't possibly teach them all

I wish there was a anime store near me .-.

 

[Mayor Lark]

Granted, but it only has Naruto merch

I wish my head didnt hurt

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but you hurt your entire left leg

I wish I had another 3DS number 3

 

[Mango]

Granted, but your other DSs break.

I wish this wish wasnt twisted.

 

[Mayor Lark]

Granted, but all other wishes you make will be twisted

I wish my hair was longer

 

[Mango]

Granted, but then it gets too long and not as pretty.

I wish my cats stopped bothering me.

 

[Mayor Lark]

Granted, but now they ran away.

I wish it rained more in Arizona.

 

[Mango]

Granted, but it rains too much and your house floods.

I wish I could sing pretty, and this wish wasnt twisted.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Granted, but this wish is twisted and your singing is so beautiful it kills everyone.

I wish I could relive the "Creepy fish, Scared Patient, Mean Dentist, Nice Assistant." Picture.

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

Granted, but this time you think it's totally lame.

I wish I had a sweater.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Granted, but i kill your boyfriend and torture you making you feel pain everyday/

I wish I can feel my oats.

 

[Dragonqueen0912]

Lovely

Granted, but you die of displeasure?

I wish this wish won't be twisted

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted, but you wish was denied.

I wish I had another cat.

 

[a potato]

Granted but the cat is named Dog

I wish I could be a real potato.

 

[Kazunari]

Granted, but someone threw you 100 times against a wall.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of chips.

 

[Swiftstream]

Granted, but they'd all go stale and moldy within 3 days.

I wish for gourmet food everyday.

 

[Kazunari]

Granted, but someone poisoned all the gourmet food.

I wish it wasn't so cold in my room.