Awesomeness1230
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Oops so sorry forgot editing was against the rules don't modkill me!
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Tumblr (Detective): You are a user of the popular microblogging website Tumblr, and possess a vast amount of knowledge on many diverse subjects, all of them completely useless. Each night, you may research a player in preparation for calling them out. This will reveal their role to you at the start of the next day. If you are ever targeted by a certain role, you will automatically die. You win when all the Mafia members are dead.
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i want to go to sleep now not in 9 minutes so yeah
I stayed in teh forest for a while, watching anime and listening to songs by my fav singer, Kpop, on my iPhone 6. Seeing the iPhone made me sad sometimes because my idiot mother bought me a silver phone instead of a gold one. Stupid baby boomers, they are so capitalism. I don't know what that means, but I'm pretty sure it's an insult.
Eventually, my senpai (slenpai) Slenderman-san (slender-san) finally texted me back. He told me to come back to town because something important had happened. I told him he was a terrible boyfriend and should kill himshelf (DESTROY IKEA!!!) because I didn't feel like walking back and he should drive here, but he said he couldn't leave right then. Omg.
Anyways, I walked out of the forest sadly. While I was leaving, I saw a kawaii pony. It was gray, had blonde hair and a dumb face. (AN: i had to research ****ing brony memes so you guys had better be actually reading the story) "Omg," I said, gasping. "She's so... beautiful..." In that moment, I realized that I was actually a furry. I mentally added it to my tumblr identity (dfab semigirl transracial (white to japanese, with no plans to transition) horsexual memeromantic liberal animekin, physical age 13 mental age 27).
"Hi will you be my girlfriend?" I asked the kawaii desu pastel uwu horsey. I actually wanted her to be my waifu, but I was too shy to say it.
"Sorry, butt I'm already dating Rainbow Dash," said the pony-chan. How baka of her!
"**** you. Whatever I hate gays anyways," I said. That was literally self mutilation, because I’m gay. After that I tried to steal the pony and ride her into town but she walked away so I chased her.
Eventually, we arrived in town together. I publicly announced that the reason we came together was because we were dating. Slenderman saw and cried a bit, even though he doesn’t have eyes. “Omg gurl I thought we had something special!!1” he screamed, running away.
Anyways, all the memes were together in the center of town. They were discussing something boring. Suddenly, somepony exclaimed…
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“Noo! Not tumblr-senpai! I love tumblr!” I cried.
“I thought you loved me! How could you, like, betray me like this?” cried Slenderman, who had run back into town.
“**** you Slenderman!”
“ok”
“Wait what no!!”
We argued for a while. Meanwhile, tumblr died.
Awesomeness1230 aka tumblr (Detective) was deleted from the Internet.
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Minion (Godfather): You are a servant to evil, aiming to destroy the world. Thanks to your conventionally cute appearance and demeanor, you have managed to infiltrate the hearts of children worldwide. Blinded by capitalism, they have been rendered incapable of seeing past your ?adorable? speech patterns and stupid outfit; you will return as town-aligned to all inspections. You win when all town-aligned players are dead.
Mafia Chat
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Grumpy Cat (Self-Aware Miller): Although you are undeniably grumpy, you aren?t evil. Sure, you yell and throw things at kids when they step on your lawn, but you'd never actually kill them, despite what you sometimes threaten. The Mafia has been attempting to frame you, painting your lies as truths; due to this, you will return as mafia-aligned to all inspections. You win when all the Mafia members are dead.
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Doge (Townie): You are a mentally divergent dog meme. You have no special abilities and win when all the Mafia members are dead.
lol who killed me rip