Jinglefruit
The black-nosed Reindeer
If I really like them and am used to visiting them where they are, I'll build the town around them. If it's Beardo I'm moving his house into the ocean.
players: "we want to be able to tell animals where they should live"
nintendo: "oh, do you now? well we can do that for you. in fact, we'll make sure it's a memorable experience for all involved. now go make friends with them first and come back to us about this"
now all they'll need to do is make the animals you force to change locations as well as their close firends guilt trip you any time you speak to them