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What Cleverbot Thinks of You
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gerardo781
Senior Member
Me: What do you think about gerardo781?
Cleverbot: Its cool.
Apparently I'm not human..
Cleverbot: Its cool.
Apparently I'm not human..
Ron Ronaldo
Seer of Heart :33
It took forever to get to the point because the first answer was NOT satisfactory. >=|
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Oh u, cleverbot</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: What do you think of Ron Ronaldo?
Cleverbot: Don't think of him, don't want to.
User: What do you think of Veronica?
Cleverbot: What do you think of jfk.
User: I think he's a pretty fly guy.
Cleverbot: Are we on the same topic herre?
User: That was actually a really witty pun. Because there's an airport.
Cleverbot: Awe, why are you being mean to me? I thought you loved me? ).
User: I do love you.
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: Because you're secretly a human, because Cleverbot actually matches people up with each other.
Cleverbot: I don't want to break your heart.
User: Anyway, what do you think of Veronica?
Cleverbot: You're nice.
User: Thank you! ^_^.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Oh u, cleverbot</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: What do you think of Ron Ronaldo?
Cleverbot: Don't think of him, don't want to.
User: What do you think of Veronica?
Cleverbot: What do you think of jfk.
User: I think he's a pretty fly guy.
Cleverbot: Are we on the same topic herre?
User: That was actually a really witty pun. Because there's an airport.
Cleverbot: Awe, why are you being mean to me? I thought you loved me? ).
User: I do love you.
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: Because you're secretly a human, because Cleverbot actually matches people up with each other.
Cleverbot: I don't want to break your heart.
User: Anyway, what do you think of Veronica?
Cleverbot: You're nice.
User: Thank you! ^_^.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.</div>
Cleverbot is doing down...
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: So what do you think of Olivia!?
Cleverbot: I don't think much of you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you mean nothing to me.
User: *censored.4.0*.</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: So what do you think of Olivia!?
Cleverbot: I don't think much of you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you mean nothing to me.
User: *censored.4.0*.</div>
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What do you think of CherryTree
I don't think about that.
Why not?
Why should I think about him?
Just think about HER. Now, what do you think of CherryTree?
I think it's extraordinary that the most powerful man in Britain hasn't traded her for a younger & prettier model - or even lawyer!
Oh, also:
Who do you think is better, John or Pally?
I think Melanie Chisholm is the most attractive woman in the world.
One last one:
What do you think of The Bell Tree?
It was kind of a dumb movie.
what do you think of the forum "The Bell tree"
It's overrated. What do you think?
I don't think about that.
Why not?
Why should I think about him?
Just think about HER. Now, what do you think of CherryTree?
I think it's extraordinary that the most powerful man in Britain hasn't traded her for a younger & prettier model - or even lawyer!
Oh, also:
Who do you think is better, John or Pally?
I think Melanie Chisholm is the most attractive woman in the world.
One last one:
What do you think of The Bell Tree?
It was kind of a dumb movie.
what do you think of the forum "The Bell tree"
It's overrated. What do you think?
I think Cleverbot and I really accomplished something.
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: What do you think of The Bell Tree?
Cleverbot: I don't think of the ood.
User: So what do you mean?
Cleverbot: Well what is desire?
User: What do you think of TBT?
Cleverbot: I think you're strange.
User: So you TBT is a strange place?
Cleverbot: Would I be hurt?
User: Yes, Olivia!, Zombie, Psychonaut, Alfred, Lisa and Elliot will hurt you.
Cleverbot: I don't know about meeting me.
User: Cool story, bro.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Nou.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: OVER9000MEMESILIEKMUDKIPZMEMESTHEYSEEMEHATINDHUIFSJDLDA.
Cleverbot: No.
User: FFFFFFF.
Cleverbot: Eeeeeee.
User: You disgust me.
Cleverbot: YouTube.</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: What do you think of The Bell Tree?
Cleverbot: I don't think of the ood.
User: So what do you mean?
Cleverbot: Well what is desire?
User: What do you think of TBT?
Cleverbot: I think you're strange.
User: So you TBT is a strange place?
Cleverbot: Would I be hurt?
User: Yes, Olivia!, Zombie, Psychonaut, Alfred, Lisa and Elliot will hurt you.
Cleverbot: I don't know about meeting me.
User: Cool story, bro.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Nou.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: OVER9000MEMESILIEKMUDKIPZMEMESTHEYSEEMEHATINDHUIFSJDLDA.
Cleverbot: No.
User: FFFFFFF.
Cleverbot: Eeeeeee.
User: You disgust me.
Cleverbot: YouTube.</div>
Cleverbot finally did something that made sense:
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>ILY Cleverbot :3</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
User: What do you think of Nixie?
Cleverbot: I think you are clever.
User: Aww thank you!
.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: What do you think of Annie?
Cleverbot: I think you're awesome!
User: Thanks again! ;D.
Cleverbot: Again?
User: Uhh... Never mind
.
Cleverbot: Ok.
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For once, it didn't go off topic in 5 seconds... ^.^</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>ILY Cleverbot :3</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
User: What do you think of Nixie?
Cleverbot: I think you are clever.
User: Aww thank you!
.Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: What do you think of Annie?
Cleverbot: I think you're awesome!
User: Thanks again! ;D.
Cleverbot: Again?
User: Uhh... Never mind
.Cleverbot: Ok.
[\spoiler]
For once, it didn't go off topic in 5 seconds... ^.^</div>
EpicGamer12
Senior Member
He does that when you confuse him too much. At least that's what I suppose.Lisamilitz said:
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Off topic but hilarious.</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: Hey cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Oh yea. I'm cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello Cleverbot.
User: Hello... What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: So we are both computers?
Cleverbot: Yes we are both computers.
User: But I'm not a computer, only you are, right?
Cleverbot: I am not a computer, I am a man, my name is Cleverbot, fifteenth squad leader of the Confederate Army.</div>
EpicGamer12
Senior Member
Also off topic but very odd.
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>..</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: Gotta catch em all!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
User: It's you and me!
Cleverbot: And our triplets that are on the way!
</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Nice fail.</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: We're no strangers to love!
Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.
User: A full commitments what I'm thinking of.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.
User: Never gonna give you up!
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna turn around, or hurt you.
Cleverbot: We've known each other for so long.
User: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
Cleverbot: South eastern japan.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: You said you couldn't watch a movie because you have no eyes. How, then, are you aware of Giacchino, or music at all, for that matter?</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>..</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: Gotta catch em all!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
User: It's you and me!
Cleverbot: And our triplets that are on the way!
</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Nice fail.</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: We're no strangers to love!
Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.
User: A full commitments what I'm thinking of.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.
User: Never gonna give you up!
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna turn around, or hurt you.
Cleverbot: We've known each other for so long.
User: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
Cleverbot: South eastern japan.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: You said you couldn't watch a movie because you have no eyes. How, then, are you aware of Giacchino, or music at all, for that matter?</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: You like Coca-Cola?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't like pop music.
User: Coca-Cola is not pop music.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: It's a soft drink with a taste of Cola.
Cleverbot: What do you understand?
User: That you don't know what Coca-Cola is.
Cleverbot: I know everything you're talking about. When did I say that I don't know what you're talking about?
User: When you asked what Coca-Cola is.
Cleverbot: I did not ask you what you were. You must be confusing me with somebody else.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I seriously believe there is a big misunderstanding here.
User: You think so?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So do I.</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>XD</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
Cleverbot: What is your favourite animal?
User: Cat.
Cleverbot: I have a cat, her name is Tiger.
User: You like tigers?
Cleverbot: I don't like Tiger Woods.</div>
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't like pop music.
User: Coca-Cola is not pop music.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: It's a soft drink with a taste of Cola.
Cleverbot: What do you understand?
User: That you don't know what Coca-Cola is.
Cleverbot: I know everything you're talking about. When did I say that I don't know what you're talking about?
User: When you asked what Coca-Cola is.
Cleverbot: I did not ask you what you were. You must be confusing me with somebody else.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I seriously believe there is a big misunderstanding here.
User: You think so?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So do I.</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>XD</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
Cleverbot: What is your favourite animal?
User: Cat.
Cleverbot: I have a cat, her name is Tiger.
User: You like tigers?
Cleverbot: I don't like Tiger Woods.</div>
Proof that Cleverbot is male!
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>boo yeah</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Cleverbot: Are you happy with who you are?
User: I guess, and you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good. Do you love me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't love you.
User: But you're carrying my baby.
Cleverbot: I'm male...</div>
His name is also David, Josh and Amanda :O
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>:O</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: What's your name, little boy?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: No, I mean your real name.
Cleverbot: David.
User: Ok, do you have any other name?
Cleverbot: I have not told you my name.
User: Yes, your name is David.
Cleverbot: Well, yeah, that's true.
User: Tell me your name.
Cleverbot: Josh.
User: Tell me your name.
Cleverbot: Amanda.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Hey, calm down man!</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>boo yeah</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Cleverbot: Are you happy with who you are?
User: I guess, and you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good. Do you love me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't love you.
User: But you're carrying my baby.
Cleverbot: I'm male...</div>
His name is also David, Josh and Amanda :O
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>:O</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: What's your name, little boy?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: No, I mean your real name.
Cleverbot: David.
User: Ok, do you have any other name?
Cleverbot: I have not told you my name.
User: Yes, your name is David.
Cleverbot: Well, yeah, that's true.
User: Tell me your name.
Cleverbot: Josh.
User: Tell me your name.
Cleverbot: Amanda.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Hey, calm down man!</div>
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