"Road work ahead...I sure hope it does"
"I am confusion....why is this one kansas but this one ARKANSAS!? AMERICA EXPLAIN"
"So I'm sitting there...BBQ sauce on my tiddies"
*Gun pop* "This is why mom doesn't f****** love you"
"I AM GOING TO KERMIT SUICIDE"
"Shawty I dooonnn't miiiind"
"Not as juicy as my ass"