My balls are dry. *applies eye drops* STILL NOT GOOD
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i read that so wrong
My balls are dry. *applies eye drops* STILL NOT GOOD
XD I get what you're saying, but every time I read it, I just imagine you pouring eye drops on a pair of really dry testicles.
Omg...apparently they're also called "mountain oysters" XD wtf
I have a bad habit of dwelling on cringe-y experiences for days on end. It's 3:30 AM...I don't want to lay down and try to sleep, despite my tiredness, because then my brain will really have the opportunity to obsess. :|
Apparently my dog is on her period, and instead of going to sleep like I planned, I got to clean up little drops of blood all over the kitchen floor.
Okay I won't complain about little specks of blood anymore xDWe had a cat with a hemotoma in his ear, and once it popped we had little blood/puss explosions all over the house! It was pretty foul
Okay I won't complain about little specks of blood anymore xD
Jeez, that's horrible.
It was super sad, luckily it got better now he's got a shriveled little ear. =[
All of my friends are always busy and I'm just... not. They're always busy shopping, or playing sports, or just doing anything, really -- and I'm just sitting here doing nothing.
Whenever I try to make plans, they're either cancelled last moment due to different things being brough up (Or they just hate me. Wouldn't be surprised by that.) or they're too busy.
I wish I was busy, too.