A... globe? SO I can show 'em around the world! (Hopefully this bores them to death like World Geography did last year)
They'll get so bored that they remember they're hungry and zombies so they'll come to eat you.
Lol love how he's just next to you conveniently...
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Oh and there's a bottle of glue next to me, I wonder how I can put it to use?