Passionate Gnome: "Mr. Astronaut Bartender, order my new gyroid friend another drink, please."
Rebel Gnome: "Hey, you never order me a drink, Passionate!"
Passionate Gnome: "That's because you always reject anything I offer, Rebel..."
Sleepy Gnome: "So, is the Copium tube comfy or?"
Surprised Gnome: "blubb blubb" (NEXT WE WILL DEFINITELY ARRIVE HOME)
Laid-back Gnome: "At least the drinks here are... stellar."
Rebel Gnome: This bar is out of this world!
Passionate Gnome: I spaced out for a second. Hey, where did Surprised go?
Surprised Gnome: Uh, guys???
Sleepy Gnome: Oh, so that's why it said not to push the button...
Round 5
Surprised: "GUYS GET ME OUTTA HERE!!"
Sleepy: "Don't worry surprised I'll bust you out of here as soon as I find out how..."
Reliable: "Rebel! Again with your stupid ideas! I knew this was a bad idea now look what you've done!"
Rebel: Passionate, is this really how you're going to cinch the win in our little popularity contest? By putting Surprised in a JAR?
Passionate: Rest assured, Rebel. Things are all going according to my — I mean, OUR plan!
"No really, I used to be just like you gnomes, had the beard, hat, everything. Then had some drinks here at the bar, woke up in the tube and voila! Transformed into this!"
The local gyroid has some harmless fun with some obviously non-local gnomes.
Sleepy: "Hey! How'd you get in there!?"
Surprised: "I don't know! One minute I was just standing and *zap* the next I'm in here!"
Reliable: ".. and if I press this button here."
Sprightly: "Uh.. you sure you should be touching that Reliable?"
Round 5:
"I can't get enough of this gyroid juice!"
"The secret ingredient is gyroid."
"Gyroid? Yuck! I'll just stick to the gnome smoothie, thank you."