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One is Raymond's nickname, another can be found on my face, and the last one is the term for those three line things you tap on to access more things.
Why did Pietro want to be a clown?
Because he heard being a clown was the "it" thing to do, and wanted to be popular.
Was it really the salmon mousse?
Salmon Mouse? Disney's new, failed mascot? Yep, it was really him.
If plants are living creatures, why don't more than 95% of them have eyes or a mouth?
It’s because almost all plants are the distant relatives of Piranha Plants.
Why do so many show and movie remakes end up being so much worse than the originals?
Two words: different medium.
wow that was actually a correct answer holy cowbell
Why did Cartoon Network think it was a good idea to shove live action shows down our throats in the late 2000’s?
They lost a bet with ABC and then ABC made them put rejected shows from their lineup on Cartoon Network’s lineup.
What’s the most difficult video game of all time?
Dora the Explorer: Barnyard Buddies.
yes that is a game I actually played don’t ask
How come SpongeBob can’t be bothered to get a better job?
Because Squidward secretly stole his identity to have the companies blacklist him from every future career he may have.
Why were Panty and Stocking kicked from Heaven?
Trying to be more active here.
Because neither of them wanted to be in Heaven anymore, so everyone else just went with it and kicked them out.
Name 1 way the elements on the Periodic Table are arranged.
Alphabetical Order
What is California’s signature burger chain?
Five Guys.
Using the distance formula, find the distance between the points (8, 5) and (-6, 3).
It’s (14, 2).
How many electrons are in a noble gas’s outer shell?
3.50. Man, I wish it were less than that.
What are the common objects that Burgermeister Meisterburger hates?
Video Games
In India, what months mark the wet, rainy season?
February but only during leap years
Why are tomatoes a fruit?
Because people starting using them in shakes and desserts for whatever reason.
Why is there a February 29th every four years?
Because the moon is made of cheese.
Why is pepper spicy?
Well, Peppah as part of Salt-N-Peppah is spicy as she’s made quite a few diss tracks. Don’t mess with her, or you’ll reward yourself with a diss track against yourself.
What is Death Metal?
Metal that, if listened to, is capable of killing. I wonder why it hasn’t been banned yet.
Why does it rain?
one heart shaped braincell
A bunch of clouds get mad and say Ptooey!
Why does my ankle itch?