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Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
Hit her in the face with a frying pan. No girl can resist a proposal after that!
Where can I find a diamond tiara?
(The title is) TOO LONG to write here.
If you look long enough in the dump you'll surely find one.
How do I get a 5-star island in New Horizons?
by doing nothing.
what is math?
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
Who cares? I’m busy watching Netflix!
What do Pinky and the Brain do exactly?
They’re homicidal, sociopathic mice that go after an innocent black cat named Scratchy for… standing around, I guess. I’m not confusing this with anything, am I?
How do you play rock paper scissors?
By covering the ground in as much colored ink as you possibly can.
Who is Zipper T. Bunny?
Zipper T. Bunny is the president of the United States of America, and Russia, and Planet Popstar, and the sun.
How do I bake a gingerbread cookie?
With a super secret ingredient: Ginger people.
(I'm kidding please don't ban me)
How many colors are in the rainbow?
128. Aren't they beautiful?
How are you supposed to tie shoes?
As spongebob once said:
"You go over and back
Left to right
Loop-de-loop and you pull 'em tight
Like bunny ears or a Christmas bow
Lace 'em up and you're ready to go
You make a loop-de-loop and pull
And your shoes are looking cool".
Why is the sky blue?
Someone spilled food coloring on it and it's been stained blue ever since.
What is the biggest country in the world?
Do they...not actually "bloop"?
The Netherlands, obvious.
Why does fire burn?
Because I made it do that. I'm so evil.
How do I pair my phone's Bluetooth to my car?
Strap the phone to the tyre
How do you grow tomatoes?
You deeply wish the tomatoes went extinct and then they rebel against you.
How are marshmallows made?
Do they...not actually "bloop"?
They grow on a tree.
Why do doors open?
If they didn’t then how would the Nookling family make any damn money!?
What’s Mr Resetti’s alter ego called?
Bruce Wayne.
What happens in Terminator 1?
They do everything they didn't do in Terminator 0
Whats the best way to earn bells on TBT?
Hacking TBT and giving yourself a million bells.
How many letters are in the alphabet?