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You will be teleported to... um, a convenience store where...hmmm. They sell... ... fried... ... cheese...crackers. Or something like that.
How do you make the most out of the Stalk Market?
Time traveling is the best solution, just put the turnips in a freezer.
Best way to take care of plants?
Give them lots of milk and make sure they get their dirt changed on a consistent basis.
What is the "stuf" in between Oreo cookies?
Piano keys.
Why are older Mega Man games evil?
They're not in HD.
Fastest way to pay off a Nook loan?
Take Isabelle hostage and have Tom Nook cancel your debt as ransom. However, this method was patched out in a recent update.
best pick up line?
Tutti mah frutti!
Who is Kieran?
Dog Man's arch nemesis.
What do apples taste like?
Oranges.
How do you win at Blackjack?
You hire Bender to play for you.
How do birds fly?
United Airlines.
How is a show animated?
The writers feed the characters a ton of sugar. Their personalities seem to perk up after that.
What is the name of that one Elton John album that is named after a very certain "road"?
Hello Purple Cement Road
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
Trying to be more active here.
33. Hey I know this one!
What does .com mean?
.communism
how are napkins made?
with MY blood, sweat and tears.
why do onions make you cry?
Because its to make you feel sympathy as you tear apart their entire families.
How do magnets work?
They only activate whenever you play metal music. Otherwise, they don't work.
who is the most popular AC villager?
Barold Raddle.
I am a vessel without hinges, lock or lid. Yet, within my walls, a golden treasure is hid. What am I?
you are obviously a fog horn.
when is the next solar eclipse?