yo mama jokes

[Bacon Boy]

Stop with the triple/double posting.

There's an edit button at the bottom of your posts. Use it.

 

[Ryan]

Yo Mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes

 

[Elliot]

Yo Mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes

60 minutes could be a movie you know. <_<

 

[ACKid9]

Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money. lolz

 

[Dimitri Petrenko]

Yo mama is soo fat that when she fell down the stairs i thought eastenders ended
( Only brits will get this )

 

[Colour Bandit]

Yo mama is soo fat that when she fell down the stairs i thought eastenders ended
( Only brits will get this )

Lol. Iseewatyoudidthar.

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

 

[Psychonaut]

yo mama's so hairy, they shaved her to start a wig factory

 

[Nic]

inb4lock

 

[GenoFan]

Yo Mama so fat that when she got launched into space, she didn't orbit around the Earth, but the Earth orbited around her.

 

[tangy1]

Yo mama so stupid that when she threw a rock at the ground she missed. XD

 

[Ryan]

Yo Mama so fat, When she passed by the TV I missed 3 commercials

 

[ACKid9]

Yo Mama so fat that scientists say she's a new planet.
Yo Mama so fat that it took me a millenia to walk past her.
Yo Mama so fat she makes the sun look small.

Yo Mama so ugly, she made a 5000 year old troll look cute.
Yo Mama so ugly that on Halloween kids come u to her and say, nice costume!
Yo Mama so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Yo Mama so stupid, she walked into a parked car.
Yo Mama so stupid that she thinks a car is a type of animal.
Yo Mama so stupid that she put her clothes in the oven thinking it was her closet.

I'll post more soon.

 

[Mr. L]

Yo Mama so fat that scientists say she's a new planet.
Yo Mama so fat that it took me a millenia to walk past her.
Yo Mama so fat she makes the sun look small.

Yo Mama so ugly, she made a 5000 year old troll look cute.
Yo Mama so ugly that on Halloween kids come u to her and say, nice costume!
Yo Mama so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Yo Mama so stupid, she walked into a parked car.
Yo Mama so stupid that she thinks a car is a type of animal.
Yo Mama so stupid that she put her clothes in the oven thinking it was her closet.

I'll post more soon.

No offense but those are actually horrible yo mama jokes.

 

[ACKid9]

Yo Mama so fat that scientists say she's a new planet.
Yo Mama so fat that it took me a millenia to walk past her.
Yo Mama so fat she makes the sun look small.

Yo Mama so ugly, she made a 5000 year old troll look cute.
Yo Mama so ugly that on Halloween kids come u to her and say, nice costume!
Yo Mama so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Yo Mama so stupid, she walked into a parked car.
Yo Mama so stupid that she thinks a car is a type of animal.
Yo Mama so stupid that she put her clothes in the oven thinking it was her closet.

I'll post more soon.

No offense but those are actually horrible yo mama jokes.

Oops, well, I didn't mean to offend anyone... :/

 

[Mr. L]

Yo Mama so fat that scientists say she's a new planet.
Yo Mama so fat that it took me a millenia to walk past her.
Yo Mama so fat she makes the sun look small.

Yo Mama so ugly, she made a 5000 year old troll look cute.
Yo Mama so ugly that on Halloween kids come u to her and say, nice costume!
Yo Mama so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Yo Mama so stupid, she walked into a parked car.
Yo Mama so stupid that she thinks a car is a type of animal.
Yo Mama so stupid that she put her clothes in the oven thinking it was her closet.

I'll post more soon.

No offense but those are actually horrible yo mama jokes.

Oops, well, I didn't mean to offend anyone... :/

*facepalm* Nevermind.

 

[ACKid9]

Wait, now I realise what you meant! *slaps self*

 

[Bacon Boy]

Yo Mama so fat that scientists say she's a new planet.
Yo Mama so fat that it took me a millenia to walk past her.
Yo Mama so fat she makes the sun look small.

Yo Mama so ugly, she made a 5000 year old troll look cute.
Yo Mama so ugly that on Halloween kids come u to her and say, nice costume!
Yo Mama so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Yo Mama so stupid, she walked into a parked car.
Yo Mama so stupid that she thinks a car is a type of animal.
Yo Mama so stupid that she put her clothes in the oven thinking it was her closet.

I'll post more soon.

No offense but those are actually horrible yo mama jokes.

These are all terrible "jokes". Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

 

[Mr. L]

Yo Mama so fat that scientists say she's a new planet.
Yo Mama so fat that it took me a millenia to walk past her.
Yo Mama so fat she makes the sun look small.

Yo Mama so ugly, she made a 5000 year old troll look cute.
Yo Mama so ugly that on Halloween kids come u to her and say, nice costume!
Yo Mama so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Yo Mama so stupid, she walked into a parked car.
Yo Mama so stupid that she thinks a car is a type of animal.
Yo Mama so stupid that she put her clothes in the oven thinking it was her closet.

I'll post more soon.

No offense but those are actually horrible yo mama jokes.

These are all terrible "jokes". Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

At least the other ones made sense and were good for yo mama jokes.

 

[Psychonaut]

your mother is so short, she can't ride the rollercoaster.

away with you.

 

[fitzy]

Not sure if this was said but..
Yo momma's so short, you can see here feet in her driving license.