yo mama jokes

[Lisathegreat!]

yo momma's so fat, she nearly killed herself by getting stuck in the fat.

OHHHH WHAAAAAT.

 

[Deleted User]

Yo mama's so fat that when she walked pass the T.V you missed two movies O.e

 

[Deleted User]

Yo mama's so fat that when she walked pass the T.V you missed two movies O.e

 

[YouPieToo?]

Yo mOOMas so stupid she went into Blockbuster and said....Wheres the blocks

 

[muffun]

your mother is so greasy, BP buys oil from her.

 

[ACCFDude1]

Yo Mama so fat that scientists say she's a new planet.
Yo Mama so fat that it took me a millenia to walk past her.
Yo Mama so fat she makes the sun look small.

Yo Mama so ugly, she made a 5000 year old troll look cute.
Yo Mama so ugly that on Halloween kids come u to her and say, nice costume!
Yo Mama so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Yo Mama so stupid, she walked into a parked car.
Yo Mama so stupid that she thinks a car is a type of animal.
Yo Mama so stupid that she put her clothes in the oven thinking it was her closet.

I'll post more soon.

THOSE ARE SO FUNNY

 

[zantrul]

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THREW A ROCK AT DA GROUND AND MISSED

 

[BeatlesFan789]

Yo mama so stupid, when she wanted to watch pay-per-view, she taped paper to the tv.

 

[Psychonaut]

yo mama's so blind, she couldn't read this with glasses.

 

[fantanoice]

Yo momma's so old that when she farts, dust comes out.

 

[Psychonaut]

yo mama's so unbalanced, she falls over playing wii bowling

 

[fantanoice]

Yo momma's so fat that she used cheat codes for Wii Fit.

 

[Psychonaut]

yo momma's so stupid, she thinks slowpoke is the fastest pokemon

 

[master412160]

yo mama's so unbalanced, she falls over playing wii bowling

ha this is genius, I'll book mark this topic

 

[Psychonaut]

yo mama's so unbalanced, she falls over playing wii bowling

ha this is genius, I'll book mark this topic

the one below it was better

yo mama's so afraid, she pissed her pants watching double rainbow

 

[fantanoice]

Yo mama so poor that the ducks have to give her bread.

 

[Psychonaut]

yo mama's so scary they made a horror movie about her

edit: mine suck. bear with?

 

[fantanoice]

Yo mama so ugly that when Bob the Builder looked at her, he said, "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

 

[Yokie]

yo mama is so fat, you can see her over 9000 miles.
yo mama is so fat I can't see my fat mama.

 

[fantanoice]

Yo mama's so dumb she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order.